I definitely don't think this is a good job for peridot
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Idk if this has been done yet or not. But new episode title for bismuth casual
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Dew
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u ever eat something just cuz its carbs? like it doesnt even taste that good, ur stomach just Wants it?
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What if the two 20s cancel each other out?
2020 will be a good year
Cause it's two natural 20s and that means whatever you'll do, you'll do with success
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One last time before the decade ends
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my gender is picking “woman” on a form but feeling kinda weird about it
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Have you ever wondered how someone meets Santa? Well, you need to follow a very specific ritual to summon him.
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BOOP!
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repressed gay cowboy when their shared room at the inn only has one bed: this bed ain't big enough for the both of us
their love interest: not with that attitude, pardner
cowboy: pardner...
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two royal guards block your path
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ghoul gang
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Haha what if we kissed 5,000 ft above sea level in the Chilean Andes while looking at dounut shaped star formations 450 light years away …jk … unless
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