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i know that tumblr create button gettin real sick and tired of me

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I dont know any Professor Quirinus Quirrel fans but it'll be a big day for them on Saturday. (Reminder that Quirrel is playable in Miniature Melee!)

(It actually looks nice, especially the yellow variant 👀. Along with the outfit is a Weird Sisters bedroom set..... God give me strength to resist preparing for the Halloween spirit orz)

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Trying to normalize the behavior of being a proshipper and not liking some ships bc i don’t find it enjoyable.

Ended up being blocked by both antis and proships.

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Gennai Hiraga.

Of all the name-droppings the series has been doing, so far they do it exceptionally well when it comes to Japanese folklore and historical personages.

Hiraga was a real person. Now, what’s so interesting about him is that not only he came from a low-ranking samurai family during the Edo Period, he was also a polymath, a rōnin (wandering samurai) a doctor, a pharmacologist, an inventor. Most of all, he was purported to be a homosexual. He frequented the brothels that showcased male prostitutes.

Hiraga (1726-1779) was a prominent Rangakusha (scholar of "Dutch"-i.e., European-learning) and botanist who conducted experiments with asbestos and electricity. He was also one of the most popular writers of the late Tokugawa period and a regular patron of the male brothels referred to as kodomo-ya. His friend, the leading scholar Ota Nanpo, recorded that "when [Gennai] had money, he hurried to spend it in Yoshicho on the pleasure-boys. There he would spend days at a time, and that is why he glorified nanshoku in Nenashigusa.

He was also a writer, a satirist to be exact. He also wrote guidebooks on the male prostitution in Japan.

Those who like female prostitutes dislike youths; those who like youths revile female prostitutes. — Hiraga Gennai, “San no asa” (1768)

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Gennai himself, according to Ota Nanpo, often visited Yoshicho and the "southern wards" of Edo, with their nanshoku teahouses, but never went to Yoshiwara, with its female prostitutes. His biographers claim the scholar was not simply a shudo-zuki but an onna-girai, or "woman-hater."' Men identified as such, like similar characters in Ming-Qing or even in English Augustan literature, find any contact with the female sex revolting.

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For the benefit of such culturally deprived men, Gennai lightheartedly describes the nanshoku-jaya experience, including its thrills and frustrations: “Stroking his patron's arm, [a male prostitute] will strike a dreamlike pose, as though he is himself reaching heights of ecstasy. He'll make endless, capricious vows,i and address you with the most intimate names. [Tears] will appear about the eyes on his dazzled face. Aara, that's strange! Is this some apparition? A group [sent from] his manager!k Yai! Those of you who love sweets might find this amusing. But don't laugh. It'd be the gravest mistake not to eat up all those crumbs. You might start taking a liking to wine!”

One of his works dealt with farting and a story about a Kappa “that tries to seduce the actor and then attempts to drown them, in order to complete their task. In the end the Kappa ends up falling for the young actor and instead brings back a less attractive Onnagata as a consolation prize.”

Kappa is a type of a water sprite in Japanese folklore.

Mischievous by nature, they loudly pass gas in public and love to peek up women’s kimonos. Sometimes their mischief turns violent. Kappa have been known to kidnap or rape swimming women, and kill people. A kappa’s preferred method of attack is to drown its victims, or bite them to death under water. Kappa also devour humans alive. Usually they go for the rear end to get at the shirikodama, a mythical ball of flesh located just inside the anus.

Anyway, Gennai Hiraga is indeed an interesting person. The episode tied him up nicely emphasising his Jack of all trades-esque personality.

Source: “Male Colors: The Construction of Homosexuality in Tokugawa Japan,” Gary P. Leupp

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Rank match edit j4f tee hee

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Plz don’t reblog this guys kskksksksksksjxk thank u 🙏

I somehow locked the fuck in today ưtf

3 DAYS UNTIL THEIR ANNIVERSARY LET’S GOOOO

And 11 days before Shimazaki’s birthday yey

I’ll post timelapse vid when i’m done!

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Random lore drop

The first person who doesn’t accept my rejection when they was trying to have a romantic relationship with me was a girl.

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I know pride month was over but thank god for making me ace

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I’m liking how it looks like so far hehe

Not gonna even finish it hehe

It’s so perfect omg

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Silly man

No one would know that he turned his body into quantum smoothie so entropy-loss can’t do shit to him.

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…sometimes i wonder just how tf did i pulled 300+ followers to this blog, i don’t get it.

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Color swap of some sicko drawing i just finished

Please don’t reblog, i beg of u, this was meant for their 3rd anniversary coming up this July!!!

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I’m seriously shocked that the Lord ravangers get along quite well wtf

It’s not like i hate it, but they make The Family (and some other factions) look like a fucking joke and i love it so much

The fanart doesn’t help lol, they’re like this big family that brings destruction onto everything but not their own kin 😭😭😭😭😭

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No one’s gonna know…

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Ok i know i’m overthinking but-

Are they hinting that Akivili had something to do with the ignition of Adlivun???

Was Akivili consumed by Nanook because their path somehow collided?! 🙉

Like- Adlivun (Nanook’s home planet) is the last place Akivili was visiting before his sudden disappearance, AND I KID YOU NOT! NANOOK ROSE TO AEON HOOD AND BURN THE WHOLE PLANET RIGHT AFTER THAT.

Coincidence?? I think NOT.

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What the hell is his problem

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Can’t belive i’m not the only person who ship their oc with David motherfucking Jehoahaz Abraham from Magi. The most shocking thing is the other person is also vietnamese and we’re now besties wth???

Anyway, old man David is hot as hell, only true old farts enjoyers would understand. We are proudly proclaimed David simps for 20 years, with diamond badge and all.