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I have not seen a beautiful sunset like this in a very long time 👼🏼🌤
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May the next few days manifest a magical surprise for me
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salt & vinegar chips are snacks for fucking masochists. literally the entire flavour of the goddamn chip is “acetic acid, which will hurt your tongue, and then just salt on top of that to hurt it worse”. it’s brutal. this chip is designed to hurt you
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Would you accept this round warm girl into your life?

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‘I’M JUST A KID AND LIFE IS A NIGHTMARE’ i scream at the age of 23 as i’m forced to make adult phonecalls
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friend: are you alright?
me: *finger guns* no!!!
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dating me is pretty simple. just text me back fast, make me laugh, and don’t be a hoe.
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