strawbebbie-shortcake
strawbebbie-shortcake
The Hero Flails Expertly!
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This did a suitably impressive amount of damage. (she/her, grown-up adult type human. there's a 20% chance I have a headache.)
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strawbebbie-shortcake · 20 hours ago
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Happy 10th birthday to the best tweet of all time.
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strawbebbie-shortcake · 1 day ago
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strawbebbie-shortcake · 1 day ago
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me when i see an animal that is known for being in my area
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strawbebbie-shortcake · 2 days ago
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From a poetry collection by Mary Oliver, where after a hundred poems showcasing gentle observations on nature and animals, she hits you with this:
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strawbebbie-shortcake · 2 days ago
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no animal was harmed during the making of this video. not one. for the few minutes that we were shooting film, the guns of each hunter fell silent. the industrial bolt throwers observed a moment's peace and the jaws of every predator hung softly open. no fish bit any hook and the bait worms held off on drowning only until the cameras stopped. the tails of ruminants ceased to flick just as their attendant flies, in unison, landed on their flanks to catch their tiny breaths. a spider instantly stopped winding silk around a wasp, patiently waiting for the caesura to end. a young veterinarian paused with the syringe in their hand. somewhere, a colicky baby stopped biting its mother's nipple and nursed happily for the very first time. we're sorry. we're sorry it couldn't have been longer. we didn't know this would happen.
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strawbebbie-shortcake · 2 days ago
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strawbebbie-shortcake · 2 days ago
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I'm beginning to think that making visibly corrupt weapons contractors a load baring pillar of our economy might not have been a great idea.
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strawbebbie-shortcake · 3 days ago
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strawbebbie-shortcake · 3 days ago
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In February 2025, the Nintendo Tokyo store has begun selling officially licensed plastic food storage bags with Yoshi designs.
The store featured a whimsical display whereby a single apple was placed in such a bag to illustrate how the design on the bag interacts with the food inside to create the impression of Yoshi licking the food.
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strawbebbie-shortcake · 3 days ago
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strawbebbie-shortcake · 3 days ago
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we are so back
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strawbebbie-shortcake · 4 days ago
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disordered eating stuff, food and body stuff
i still and always feel like the only person in my life who thinks about eating.
i love my friends. i know that food is hard for some people. remembering things is hard. but i have also spent so much time in a competitive setting about food and shape and whatever, and also we have this culture of deprivation, ascribe holiness to hunger and sleeplessness and busyness.
and i feel contempt for my body and its needs, it's disgusting selfish needs. i eat too much, i complain about my body and then i eat so much where everyone can see. perhaps it's more honest that way.
like. you have to feed this thing!! at the very least so you can take the meds that keep you from throwing your life off a cliff!! that is not gross or abnormal that's just life!! but this is another rule that only applies to me. does it even count as a rule that only applies to you if you break it all the time?
"do you feed your friends so they'll gain weight and you'll be the skinny one?" no idiot i feed my friends because i want to take care of them, and if i am the only one who ever thinks of food yes i am planning dinner because i will think to eat anyway and they at least deserve to eat.
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strawbebbie-shortcake · 4 days ago
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u ever have a stress dream so crazy u wake up feelin like scrooge being given a second chance at life
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strawbebbie-shortcake · 4 days ago
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1973 Pittsburgh Paints advertisement detail From the April, 1973 issue of House & Garden Magazine (via: archive.org)
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strawbebbie-shortcake · 4 days ago
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strawbebbie-shortcake · 4 days ago
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Ah these children who always create problems for poor mothers....
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