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Personally I think I'm shockingly normal for someone who has spent every day on the internet since they were 12
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a lot of things get on my nerves. im constantly annoyed. and i also have a deep love of humanity and the world but everything is really annoying
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Why is it that every mechanical engineer I've met is like a normal guy, maybe a little bit into cars, usually a cishet guy, and then every electrical engineer I know is either a transgender furry or mad scientist (or both). Do the radio waves turn you insane or something
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did u guys know if u export snapchat data the text saves as a seperate image file
#this is so fucking funny....#im cackling#there were others that were funnier but were also more doxey#so u get a post about my car
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took me way too long to delete my twitter but im free...
#havent had the app for a few months#but ive lost so much time scrolling on the website....#its so bad for me#and its wasting so much of my time#get me outta here
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alone in my apartment at last and able to drink milk out of the carton and eat whatever and do drugs and sleep with no pants on!! #yay . wait what’s that? .. oh it’s just my loneliness #myloneliness
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whenever people talk about working in an office i never even consider what their office does. they work at Business doing Business Things. have Meetings and Drink Coffee. you are a cartoon character to me
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dreading work tomorrow.............................
#child birthday party........#3.5 hours of children screaming#and its not even the littles.......i like hanging out w the littles......................
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starkid on the new season of dirty laundry.....oh i am GIDDY
#and watcher....and try guys........AND emily axford#oh big things are happening for gay people everywhere#happy pride
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The sentences "Asexuals can still have sex" and "Aromantics can still date" need to go up on the high shelf for everyone except aces and aros talking about their own experiences. From now on, everyone else has to use the revolutionary new phrase "Asexuals and aromantics can do whatever the fuck they want forever."
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I love the salute emoji. Im your loyal something
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If you're in NYC and you haven't voted yet I'm gonna need you to go tomorrow and rank Zohran Mamdani #1. Tomorrow is the last day for early voting and then you won't get a chance again until Tuesday. It's extremely important that we elect Zohran.
His platform centers the following:
Affordable housing
Freezing the rent
Fast and free busses
Department of Community safety
No cost childcare
City owned grocery stores
Taxing corporations and the wealthy to pay for all of this
Here is a direct link to the platform with more details.
DO NOT RANK CUOMO.
Andrew Cuomo is a rapist. He's a Zionist who is literally on Netanyahu's defense team against the ICC. And his primary interest is upholding the status quo. He's backed by billionaires and landlords. NYC cannot afford a mayor like this.
If you are registered to vote in NYC I'm begging you to do so. We have a real chance here
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well. it’s the middle of june. and one could say we’re in a heatwave.
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"Friends don't look at friends that way" I think some of you just need to be nicer to your friends.
#AT SOME POINT IN MY LIFE EVERYONE HAS ASSUMED THAT I AM DATING ALL OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS#SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP#IM TIRED OF U#SHUT UP#U DONT LOVE UR FRIENDS ENOUGH
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