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Grinding the character into dust and snorting them like cocaine (so they can be close to my heart)(in my bloodstream)

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are you five nights at fucking kidding me

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fandom discords

day 1: this discord server looks fun *clicks join*

day 500: so here's what happened during my pelvic exam today,

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self destruction really is such a fascinating human response to various factors both external and internal. what if sisyphus could leave at any time but kept rolling the boulder up the hill just to watch it roll back down anyway. what if he kept pushing it even as the rock cut into his palms and his legs began to ache with the desire to rest for even a moment and his body became a canvas of bruises and cuts that never have time to heal. what if he did it because it's the only thing he knows how to do. the only thing that gives him a sense of certainty and control in a world that takes both and offers neither.

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what the fuck why would anyone call it that

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been building a collection of posts from like minded individuals

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my family wasn't this strict, but in some sects of buddhism you're not allowed to eat the "five pungent vegetables", onions garlic shallots leeks and umm chives i think, really any of those kind of vegetables. probably some monk ages ago was tired of onion farts stinking up the temple. anyways, one time my brother made a soup using all five of them. he said, "one sip of this, and you'll be reincarnated as a flea."

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does a single vivziepop character leave the onceler BMI bracket or are they all build like garden shed tools

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Keep your messaging simple:

“Trump fired everyone in charge of airplane safety, and a week later planes started crashing into each other.”

That’s it. That’s the messaging. Don’t get bogged down disputing Trump’s false claims. Just blame him, in short and repeatable sentences.

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"came back wrong" but it's from a nap

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I've never seen him. I've never even heard the story. All of it is a mystery. So out of all the people to ever find him.. Why did it have to be me?

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ISSUE 1197: shit. from a butt.

10 february 2025

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youtube shorts simulator

text conversation read out via text to speech: (the most unbelievably fucking misogynist fake story you've ever read in your entire life)

minecraft steve in the background: