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ADHD at night: I could write a book. I could get my Master’s Degree. I could go to the club and come home with 12 new friends. I could get a job at that club and meet the mother of my children. I could cure every disease and use my wealth to bring world peace.
ADHD during the day: Fold laundry too hard :( Come back next week
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Poll: if your mom remarries when you’re 26 years old is that guy still your stepdad or is he just your mom’s husband.
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i want to be wanteeeeed and needeeeed and to be wearing a big comfy worn-in sweatshirt and look so casual cool..... i am instead wearing a sweatshirt where the arms are too narrow to comfortably roll up
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imagination (1963) - harold ordway rugg
"chekhovs cat / schrödingers razor / occams gun"
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You can never be normal about these men you always gotta say shit like I wanna hold him in my mouth like hes a baby alligator
oh that is ABSOLUTELY entering my vocabulary, thanks anon, good one
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me staring at my calculator app for 45 seconds before i remember i was trying to open my clock app to set an alarm
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rb and put in the tags your username without using the middle row of the keyboard
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google how to ask a good friend to hang out without embarrassment. google how to send text to friend without sounding like an insane weirdo whos never talked to another human being before. google how to text like a normal person. wikihow to talk to anyone
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online communities are so strange because people slip away so easily. you can be on here for years, folding people you've never met into the fabric of your daily life, and then they disappear, leaving only ghost posts scattered across tumblr behind. or their blog stays dormant, for weeks, months, years, until you're only still following them because you remember that they love sunflowers or they were kind to you when they didn't have to be or the last thing they posted was sad and raw and you still worry about them sometimes.
and sometimes they come back when you least expect it, years later, even, and there's this sudden rush of relief like there you are, there you are, even though you barely knew each other.
there's a strange kind of love to it. i don't know you and i want to hold your hand across miles and time zones and oceans. i can still see the imprint of you in this community you left. you don't anyone will notice or care when you're gone, but we notice and we care and we wish you well.
i hope you're all okay out there. i hope the sun is shining on your face and you are breathing deeply. i miss you.
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People are getting really really fascist about peaceful protesters and it’s getting scary lol
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you ever just sit and realise u can’t remember 80% of your childhood? like … what happened? who am i ..?
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me walking into the grocery store to buy everything bagels
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thank you. god bless you
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The certified cowards and crybabies of the crew really said don't misinterpret us. We won't run away crying when our baby girl Robin is in danger. We can put up as much of a fight as anyone else. We're part of this crew for a reason. Your old ass ain't getting nothing!!
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Marcille's line delivery kills me
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