strawberryblondebutch
strawberryblondebutch
what a cosmic fuckin miracle it is to exist at all
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kiera (24, she/her)god’s least socialized german shepherdnumber one cassie o'brian fan
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strawberryblondebutch · 2 hours ago
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strawberryblondebutch · 2 hours ago
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Friendly reminder to all my US and UK people who take SSRIs, those meds can increase your sensitivity to heat. Take it slow and be extra cautious because this summer is kicking off with its first heatwave already.
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strawberryblondebutch · 2 hours ago
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Tell me my teams suck all you want — trust me, I know they do — but calling my city a “shithole” is just slamming on my berserk button with no care for the consequences. Dawg I’m gonna fucking kill you
Ducks fans really showing their whole asses on the bird app. Yes tell me again how you think Philly is a dump full of stupid people! You’re soooo not racist or classist!
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strawberryblondebutch · 3 hours ago
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I can’t wait for Cassie O’Brian to score on Ann-Marie Desbiens 🙏🏻
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strawberryblondebutch · 3 hours ago
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hater warning in effect
Re: PWHL awards
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strawberryblondebutch · 3 hours ago
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i'm sad about gwyn not getting GOTY so have this lil graphic i made so i could try to cope ig
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What if I cried ?!?
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strawberryblondebutch · 3 hours ago
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A second draft has hit the Kiera.
The Sixers didn’t disappoint me for once ?!?
Ace Bailey was primed to be the second coming of Ben Simmons — all the tools in the world but a giant ego that means he’ll crumble once he reaches adversity
VJ’s ceiling might not be as high but his athleticism and IQ are off the charts so he has a way higher chance of actually meeting that ceiling
Daryl Morey is a dipshit who should be drawn and quartered for that Paul George contract but he’s legitimately very good in the draft
Unfortunately for VJ this means he has inherited the Sixers rookie curse and WILL experience an illness or injury thought to have been eradicated in 1927. Sorry, kiddo
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strawberryblondebutch · 3 hours ago
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“these r my hats girl ok”
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strawberryblondebutch · 4 hours ago
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straight couples cant stop rubbing up on each other for even a second. this ikea checkout line feels like the streets of gomorrah
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strawberryblondebutch · 4 hours ago
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I want to scream everytime I hear someone say "but I'm just a girl"
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VERONICA LODGE & CHERYL BLOSSOM Riverdale, 'Tales In A Jugular Vein'
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strawberryblondebutch · 4 hours ago
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They have a kid named like fucking Mckayleigh or something and felt called out
I’m sorry to Jaextyn and will do better in the future
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strawberryblondebutch · 4 hours ago
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Imagine sticking with me through my entire draft related mental breakdown last night but Kidman Knueppel was the final straw
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strawberryblondebutch · 5 hours ago
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THREE DIFFERENT SUNSCREENS THEY HATE TO SEE HER CRISPY ASS COMING
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She gets to the clinic and they break out the tools that snake owners have to use when their pets get stuck mid-shed. Sad!
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