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Unravel is Kaneki's ultimate declaration of love and fear. Its his plea for the only person that saw him as himself to not forget who he was. Its his cry for help as what he knew becomes twisted and rotten. Unravel is truly meant for himself and Hide. Nobody can convince me otherwise.

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Reblog if your blog is boopable-safe so you can get all the (probably new) achievements. I don’t care about notes I just want boops

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reblog if you believe fanfics are as valid as books that were published and sold by authors who write as their main careers. I'm trying to prove a point

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If you go for a walk in the forest, remember these ten things:

If you pass by a ring of mushrooms, don’t step in the circle, but do tell the mushrooms your dreams. They love to hear stories.

If you see large, foreboding pawprints in the middle of the trail, do not follow them; the path leads only to sorrow and despair.

If you hear the lull of a flute by the bubbling of a river, you may listen, but not for long; if you linger, you can never leave.

Be sure to keep any items you bring secured in your rucksack, with a few seashells hanging from it; the crashing waves from the shells will scare off thieves.

Return home before night falls. You never know what might appear when the forest is cloaked in darkness.

If you do stay after sundown, do not look at the stars. They are temptresses in their beauty, but can bring death and destruction.

If you come across wildlife, avoid eye contact. Some creatures may steal your soul if you stare long enough.

Never pass under a gnarled, curling tree, for you may enter a world that looks like your own, but is different still.

If you find a jar of honey or jam resting upon a boulder, ignore it. There are those who would tempt you with sweet nothings; don’t accept their gifts.

Mark a trail from your starting point with plain yarn. If you cut the trees, they’ll come for you. If you tie a ribbon on branches, they’ll capture you.

Be wary of the forest and all of its inhabitants. It is beautiful and wondrous, but can be frightful and merciless.

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80-Square-Foot Guest Cabin

© Alla Ponomareva

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greek mythology edition ~ hades

Death is not a lover. Oh yes, he is.

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modern mythology: hades

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This is inaccurate. I am a Libra and have been Stage Manager for two years. This better not be my position in Hell.

The signs as technical theatre jobs

Aries: director

Taurus: sound designer

Gemini: dresser

Cancer: stage crew

Leo: set designer

Virgo: spotlight operator

Libra: costume designer

Scorpio: stage manager

Sagittarius: lighting designer

Capricorn: dramaturg

Aquarius: technical director

Pisces: choreographer

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Workouts+ Friends= No Loyalty

Trying to get some friends to start working out with because when it comes to something like this I am the worst. I feel uncomfortable in my body all the time. My wardrobe consists of baggy shirts and one crop top that I can’t wear without a tank top. I want to feel comfortable to wear clothes that fit nicely by the time next summer rolls around. 

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Reblog if you listen to any of the following bands

And you will get some nice words in your ask box!

+44 AFI Bastille Blink 182 Breaking Benjamin Bullet For My Valentine Bring Me The Horizon Escape The Fate Falling In Reverse Green Day In This Moment Marilyn Manson Motionless in White Muse My Chemical Romance Panic! At The Disco Slipknot Sum 41 Three Days Grace

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Plenty of bands the help me in my darkest moments. Music has always been there.

Reblog if a band has somehow changed your life for the better

People don’t usually understand this 

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This probably won’t go far, but I’m trying to reach as many people as possible in hopes of getting the attention of Avenged Sevenfold. My husband and I were supposed to go to their July 9th concert, and he was so excited about it. He was a marine who has always, always been a huge fan of them. It kills me to know that he won’t be physically there to see it. If you guys can help me, maybe it will get far enough to reach them. It would mean the world to him if they could dedicate one song to him during their Atlanta concert. Just one song, just one mention of his name… He would be so happy.

Please reblog if you can…

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Reblog if you honestly have NEVER sent anon hate.

It pains me that only 14,000 people can honestly reblog this

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Wisdom teeth Joker x Reader

A/N: This was inspired by a video I saw of this one guy who had his wisdom teeth removed and he claimed ISIS took his tongue. Sounds great, right? This is probably terrible and I thought it would turn out better but I tried. The reader is really innocent in this so I imagine her being the same reader from the Thorn in my side imagine.

J moaned and rubbed his jaw. His teeth were hurting him, and he hasn’t had them hurt in a while. It was his back teeth instead of his front. He rubbed his jaw as he waited for his client to come in.

“You alright?” A concerned looking Y/N asked from his lap. He glared at her.

“Fine.”

“Teeth bothering you?” He tightened his grip on her waist.

“Hon if you don’t stop talking when my client comes in…” She pouted and shoved herself back into his chest. He groaned as he stretched his jaw, which was the last straw for Y/N.

“Open your mouth. Now.” Before he could snap at her she took his jaws in her hands and forced them apart.

“Your gums are swollen. You may need to have that checked out.” When J finally got her to stop harassing him he saw his confused looking client standing by the door. He growled at Y/N who started giggling. The meeting seemed to last forever and J didn’t pay attention to half the things that were said. It was Y/N who politely ended the meeting and took J home.

“Do you still have your wisdom teeth?”

“What?”

“You might have to take them out, they could be the ones causing you pain.” J mulled over her words. He decided after two days he would have them removed, so he tried to do it himself. Y/N found him looking in the mirror with a pair of pliers stuck in his mouth.

“J! What the hell are you doing?!” She continued to yell at him while he just stared at her.

“You said I had to remove them.”

“Not you! A dentist, you moron.”  She stomped away, yelling for Frost to make an appointment.

He pouted all the way to the dentists. She rolled her eyes as he angrily slammed his head against the glass.

“I could have done it myself.”

“You’re going, J. So stop acting like a three year old.” He spent the rest of the ride growling at her.

…….

Frost holds the dentist at gunpoint while Y/N comforted J. He already lost half of his teeth, he wasn’t thrilled about losing more.

“H-He needs to take off his jewelry.”  J glared and reached for his gun as Y/N started to take off his chains and rings.

“No. Touch me, and I’ll cut off your fingers.” Y/N wasn’t sure if he was talking to the dentist or her. She continued to remove them and jerked the chains from his head, effectively messing up his hair.

“Shut up. You need this.” She looked at the dentist.

“He’s ready.”  The dentist grabbed a needle and Frost raised his gun. Y/N rolled her eyes and J spoke before she could.

“Frosty, wait outside so the doctor can work.” Y/N resisted the urge to snort.

“He’s a dentist, J.”  J wearily eyed the doctor as he brought the needle over.

“What’s the drug, doc?”

“It’s just going to numb you, you won’t feel a thing.” J rolled his eyes.

“I know what numbness is.”

“Yeah, his heart’s numb all the time.” Y/N snickered as J glared. The doctor hesitantly injected the needle.

Y/N held J’s hand as the drugs took effect.

“I have to go sit over there, but I’ll be here when you wake up.” J started blinking and reached out to grab her hand.

“J, I’ll be here, don’t worry.” He giggled, and she couldn’t wait to tell him about his drug induced state later.

…………

J’s vision was blurry but he could make out a feminine face above him.

“How do you feel?”

“He still has the cotton in his mouth. I-I need him to open his mouth.” The dentist now came into view.

“J, honey, open your mouth.”   

She gently eases his mouth open so the dentist can extract the cotton. J sits up when he notices the blood. Y/N places her hands on his shoulders and gently eases him back down.

“My teeth! You took my teeth!”

“No, J, we had to remember? Now open up we have to put something back in.” J pouts and leans back.

“Back off, Batman.” He dodges her moves made to keep him still.

“Batman took my teeth once, you took my teeth twice.” Despite his earlier accusations he reached out and tentatively touched a lock of her hair.

“J I’m not Batman, I’m Y/N, your girlfriend.” She gently pulled her hair from his grip.

“Am I dead?” Y/N chuckled.

“No, sweetie. You’re not dead.”

“Then why is there an angel sitting next to me?” She rolled her eyes at his terrible pickup line and discreetly started recording on her phone.

“That’s sweet, J.”

“You dating anyone?”

“Yeah you, dopey.”

“My lips are gone” He bit his lip, eventually drawing blood.

“J don’t do that, they’re there. See?” She kisses him, making him giggle.

“Can I be your boyfriend?”

“Yes.”

“Really? HOW DID I DO IT?” He yelled, suddenly sitting up. Y/N tried to contain her laughter.

“You’re so beautiful!” He grabbed her face between his hands.

“Where’s Frost? Is Frost beautiful? Can I go home?” He started slurring his questions together.

“Yeah we can go home. Thank you, dentist!” She waved at the shaken up man.

Her and Frost lifted J up so they could carry him out. J occasionally tried to touch Frost’s beard and kiss Y/N.

“Hey! Hands off her, pal. She’s mine.”

“J, he isn’t touching me. Now please shut up.” The car ride was excruciating. J tried to climb out of the car window, sang along to every song on the radio and whined when Y/N turned it off. It wasn’t fun trying to pull a grown man-who was halfway out of the window-back in the car. He kept stepping on her feet and demanded she scratch his head.

“Can we roll down the window?” Y/N gritted her teeth as J stepped on her foot again.

“J you will lose all of your teeth if you don’t shut up.” He pouted and leaned his whole body against her.

“I want to roll down the window.”

“J. Shut. Up.” She noticed Frost smiling in the driver’s seat. He swerved the car and made J fall over on her.

“Frost I will slaughter your family.” He only chuckled at her threat.

“Weee! Do it again, Frosty!” J was practically sitting in Y/N’s lap. She sighed and wished she had a gun handy.

……………

Y/N helped J walk through the door.

“Alright, J, you need to go to sleep.” He refuses, of course.

“I’m not tired.”

“The doctor said you need to sleep this off. Lay down before I knock you out.”

“I want to paint.”

“No.” He stops and glares at her.

“I’m not moving until I paint.” She gives in, hopefully it will keep him occupied. She gets Frost to go to a store and get a watercolor set. J occupies his time with talking and singing and Y/N is ready to kiss Frost when he comes back.

Even though she’s highly annoyed at him she can’t help but smile when he paints. He looks so focused, with his tongue sticking out and when he occasionally turns the paper different directions. He glances up at her and covers the paper.

“No peeking!” She makes a show of covering her eyes.

“Sorry. Who’s it for?”

“Batman.” Her blood runs cold. Please don’t ask me-

“I want to give it to him.” He hands her the painting. It looks like it was done by a five year old, but she could tell it was some type of bird.

“It’s nice, J. What is it?” He gives her a wide grin.

“A robin.” She doesn’t get it.

“Ok. I’ll make sure he gets it.”

“I want to give it to him.” She winces. There’s no way he would accept the fact that he could go to Arkham.

“Ok. I’ll bring him to you, wait here with Frost, ok?” She gives him a reassuring smile before running out of the room. It takes her a few minutes, but she manages to find a henchmen with the same body structure as Batman.

“Hey! Excuse me, would you do me a favor?”

……..

Y/N leads ‘Batman’ to where she left J. His face lights up like a kid’s on Christmas when he sees him. Her heart breaks a bit when he gives him a hug and asks him not to punch him in the face.

…….

Y/N clutches the painting as the cold air whips through her hair. She sent a bat signal and she was a little nervous. She’s never met him in person. After about five minutes she turns around and screams as she sees the large figure behind her.

“Oh! My god, a little warning next time. Gift from Mr. J.” She can’t help but smirk as he tenses. He doesn’t say anything as he looks at the painting, but she can tell he’s not happy.

“Do you work for him?” He gives her a skeptical look.

“I’m his girlfriend.” Now he looks surprised.

“You shouldn’t-”

“Well I have to get home now, he just got his wisdom teeth removed. You should be nicer to him, he really cares about you.” Y/N, completely oblivious to the Batman and Joker’s relationship, leaves a confused looking Batman with a watercolor picture of a dead robin. After she leaves Bruce notices a flash drive attached to the painting.

Later that night when he plugs it into the computer, he can’t help but smile as he sees the Joker in a drug induced state.

“Please don’t punch me in the face.”

Bruce makes a mental note to punch him harder next time.

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Went to this concert. Best night yet, couldn't hear out of my left ear for a few days after.

@Shinedown in Philadelphia, PA #Shinedown (Photo by Digital Noise)

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Warriors are not always the fastest or strongest people. Strength and speed can be developed through training. Warriors are those who choose to stand between their enemy and all that they love or hold sacred.

(via special-operations)