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the back of their head is so hot
I do not accept complaints
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older kids...all grown up!
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My god he's so perfect
real starlo hours
(Second image inspired by 'the killer of people who misgender Kris' account on twitter)
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Did you know all the coffins are suddenly empty at the end of the undertale true pacifist route?
Also starlo exists and I love him so much
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all i'm saying is that one of them probably had to carry clover's body to that coffin in the castle
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Oh no... a new hyperfixation!! 😳
STARLOOOO i have no idea for a proper caption rn I’ll change it later maybe…
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... Speaking of, it's time to take my meds. Adderall and Fluoxetine time, babyyyyy. Mental stability ftw... *sighs*
people loooooooove to be like "you don't need medication you just need to change your lifestyle" like okay sure that's true but where do you think i'm going to get the state of not being in unending mental hell necessary to have the energy and motivation to change that lifestyle? from my brain? my broken fucking brain???
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... So the Pizzaplex will be receiving my application soon.
Late Night Goofs
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Ok so my kid had an ear infection, right? As kids often do.
The doctor scraped out a bit of earwax to have a better look inside.
I was sent a bill for $200 PER EAR for this 5 second procedure which I did not give permission for them to do.
That was key- they did not ASK me if they could do this "procedure". And, as I OWN a medical practice (it's me. The medical practice is me, sitting in my house on video calls) I knew to call them when this bill came in to be like "You did not obtain informed consent for this procedure, and it was not en emergency procedure. You had full ability to gain my consent and didn't. I'm not paying."
And the massive hospital who owned the bill said "yuh-huh you do have to pay."
And I said "I own a practice. I know these laws. I do not owe you money for this."
And they conducted an "internal review" and SURPRISE! Decided I totally owed them money and they had never done anything wrong ever.
And so I called my state's Attorney General office, and explained the situation because, as I mentioned, I know the law. The AG got in touch within a couple days to say they were taking the case and would send the massive hospital conglomerate a knock it off, guys letter.
Lo and Behold, today I have a letter where said hospital graciously has agreed to forfeit the payment.
"How not to get screwed over by companies" should be part of civics class.
Know your rights and know who to call when they're infringed on. This whole process cost me $0 and honestly less effort than I would have expected.
May this knowledge find its way to someone else who can use it.
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They're like handbags your honor
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parents got a new cat they named lord montague and this morning i heard my dad in the other room say "i would have to advise against that decision, my lord" followed by a crashing sound
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if i had three wishes they would all be to make web 2.0 utterly illegal and go back to normal html
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nothing has made me feel like an ancient grumpy crone more than the “using chatgpt for school is fine actually” sentiment among youths
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nothing has made me feel like an ancient grumpy crone more than the “using chatgpt for school is fine actually” sentiment among youths
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