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online millennial: did you see that clapback McDonald did on twitter today?
other online millennial: yes, it was cool
both online millennial, in unison: today we will eat at McDonald
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i love when my friends are in my home like FUck yah! can i get u a beverage!!!
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american: *decrusts their toast*
german cackles in the distance. a Krustenbrot™ is being cut with the help of a saw and several strong men. infinite chewing and jaw breaking begins. the crunch can be heard over miles, people flinch. it is Abendbrotzeit.
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[enters my own room] damn bitch you live like this?
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me, putting a bunch of hand wash only things in the washing machine: you guys look out for each other in there OK
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wow haha what a fun and relatable new meme!
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Tumblr is finally catering to me
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two wrongs don’t make a right but 24 rites make one holy catholic and apostolic church
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Someone: you’re right
Me: *busts a whole nut*
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i want to hollow out a fresh baguette and lay in it for a week
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