yo im itzy (they/them), im 25 and i never fucking finished my links ╮ (. ❛ ᴗ ❛.) ╭ they might get done but probably not 💖 | icon by centience
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You have this post till midnight September 1st 2025, you may do whatever you like with it, but afterwards reblogs will be turned off
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went out to eat sushi with my girlfriend last weekend. left the restaurant confused out of my mind
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”How come you’ve never seen the Amazon rainforest if you’re from Brazil?” big country
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when I was in high school my dad was speeding like crazy because I was running late to my job at the cemetery. and the cop who pulled him over gave him three whole tickets because who the hell goes 95 in a 25??? but then, when my dad went to court the cop didn’t show, and so the judge looked over at the charges and just couldn’t believe it. he thought the cop must’ve been so racist that he made it up because who the hell goes 95 in a 25? so my dad got all 3 tickets dismissed bc of racism. that he didn’t even experience because he was in fact going 95 in a 25.
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odysseus absolutely does present a threat to penelope if he perceives her as at all unfaithful, and i feel the unfairness of this, and i think people tend to undersell how much tension at least potentially exists between odysseus and penelope. but i'm also like. his reaction, all speculation aside, his actual reaction in the odyssey to her flirting with the suitors is delight, because he immediately ascertains that she is running a con. sorry that they're so in-sync in spite of the forces that try to drive a wedge between them, including their own misgiving hearts. sorry that they invented homophrosyne ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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He's holding me hostage
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Do people seriously wear gloves when washing dishes?
#the singular week at work when we had gloves for dishes (like actual elbow length rubber gloves)#was so fucking glorious#idk WHO cut the fuckin finger with a knife and rendered them unusable#or who decided not to get a new pair#but fuck them specifically
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Did u know. That u can put pasta inside a girl’s tummy and it will make her sososososo happy
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found this three year old draft buried in my files. is it funny? I don't remember
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my housemate's cat is super chatty so i've just started responding to him
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