yo im itzy (they/them), im 25 and i never fucking finished my links ╮ (. ❛ ᴗ ❛.) ╭ they might get done but probably not 💖 | icon by centience
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This may be the worst use of LLMs anyone has attempted, ever. Up there with recognizing mushrooms.
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Finally figured out how to permanently disable google assistant on phone

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recontextualizing fry and leela as an annoying but earnest twitch streamer and his inexplicably hot and intimidating girlfriend
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Hey im gana leave my dog here can you keep her safe?🐕
yes yes of course i will keep your dog safe
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Fresh off the market this ->🐕 little dog now only $4.99! Get in quick!
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I do the opposite of gatekeeping, I’m not going to shut up until you like this thing as much as I do
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if I ever strike gold and end up writing a popular book series i'd love to keep an eye on the fandom to determine the smallest crackship and make that the only one that goes canon
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when morning bad but warsaw trams smile devilishly at you
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I think it would be incredibly emotionally fulfilling to hit someone in the back of the head really hard with a shovel
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Have you ever been to a drag show?
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do you know what a chick tract is?
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Can you make your ears rumble?
(voluntary ear rumbling, is the ability to produce a low, rumbling sound in your ear by contracting a specific muscle. /the tensor tympani muscle/)
#on purpose only when i squeeze my eyes shut which kinda bugs after a few seconds#and then involuntarily when i yawn real big
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posting in the groupchat when you’re the only one who’s PST and it’s after everyone else’s bedtime

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