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wallace you cant say that

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improper use of constructs, guy.

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i made an abo joke to a coworker and he didn’t get it so yall know what’s about to happen

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lil comm for the one the only @lilmissnatcat24 <33 she asked for a tasteful garrus tasting for an au she's cooking up, i hope i delivered!!

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We love a woman named Gwendolyn Duet who is just a boring ol’ fighter.

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wake up in the morning. see picture of blorbo. im not dead and i can still look at pictures of blorbo. it'll be alright as long as i can still look at pictures of blorbo. you agree.

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I really like them.

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Hiiii! I can't get over the fact that we're moots, istg you're one of my favorite accs! I was wondering if I could throw an idea at you?

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I've been on a huge omegaverse kick again, meaning rereading your drabbles/fics, and I couldn't help but think of alpha!Sevika trying to make a nest for the first time to impress her Omega. Like it's the first time Omega!Reader is coming over to stay the night in her apartment and Sevika is melting down trying to perfect the nest and doesn't understand how her Omega does it so well.

THIS IS SO CUTE AAAAGH (also hi mootie hehehe <33)

men and minors dni

sevika can't believe she's this fucking nervous.

she's a fucking alpha, for fuck's sake! she's supposed to be all confidence and bravado-- and here she is pacing her living room in a panic as she tries to figure out what else she needs to do before you come over.

you make sevika all giggly and stupid, she feels like she loses half her brain function when she's around you. and you're an omega. isn't she supposed to be flustering you? instead, just at the thought of you, sevika's primping her home and nervously scrubbing every flat surface.

she doesn't want you to think she's a slob. she wants you to look at sevika's home and think all your sweet omega thoughts-- how you could make it homey and comfy, the ways you could decorate the barren walls and bookshelves-- fuck, sevika's so far gone for you. she's already planning on moving you in here and it's only your first sleepover.

but, to be fair, this is the first time sevika's had an omega sleep over. she's got a right to be a little nervous.

'mating' always seemed like a ridiculous concept to sevika, and so did all the stupid little steps of courtship that went along with it. she preferred to go to the brothel with a leather collar around her throat to protect her throat from any stray bites. but... upon meeting you sevika's had a change of heart.

the thing is, sevika's never met anybody quite like you. you make stupid shit like flowers and dates and marriage all seem exciting. you make sevika think stupid things about spending your lives together, and what it must taste like to sink her teeth right into that deliciously soft spot on the side of your throat. you make sevika willingly vacuum her entire apartment, and buy fancy silk sheets for her bed.

wait, shit. the bed.

sevika's been so caught up in her dirty fantasies about what she'd do to you once she got you in her bed, she forgot to consider that omegas don't use beds. don't they use nests? isn't that their whole thing? fuck. sevika is so uneducated in the omega department. it's not her fault that everybody she works with is an alpha! the only omega she knows is silco-- and she'd honestly rather die than hear any details about how silco sleeps at night.

sevika glances at the clock and curses under her breath. she's got ten minutes to build a nest worthy of you. she's entirely fucking screwed.

sevika isn't the kind of woman who just keeps spare blankets and cushions around. as she desperately searches her linen closet for extra blankets she knows don't exist, she reaches for her phone and dials for ran.

"hello?" they answer. sevika cuts straight to the point, knowing her friend will be able to catch up.

"what the fuck do omegas use to build their nests?" she asks as she starts arranging the few spare quilts she has in a circle on her bed. ran cackles down the line.

"your girl's comin' over?" they guess. sevika tries to ignore the way the thought of you being hers makes her want giggle.

"yes, fuck, and i've been spending the entire fucking day cleaning up for her and now i've just realized i don't know the first thing about omegas-- do you think towels are okay for a nest?"

ran cackles. "you sure she's not an alpha? i've never heard you so nervous..."

sevika groans. "fuck off!"

"try clothes. omegas like the smell of their mates-- so make sure you use clothes you wear often."

sevika has to bite her tongue to keep from fawning at ran calling you her mate. "fuck. thank you." she sighs in gratitude as she darts toward her closet. ran laughs.

"good luck."

with the quilts, the towels, and half of sevika's wardrobe, sevika's nest starts to look somewhat presentable. she does one last trip around her apartment, gathering every pillow and cushion she can and throwing them on her bed. just as she's punching the pillows to make them puffier, there's a knock at her door.

sevika does not squeal. (she just thinks about squealing then smacks her face a few times to get her shit together.)

you're finally here. smiling wide at her doorstep, a bundle of flowers in your hands and a bag of takeout on your wrist-- sevika falls in love with you all over again.

"hi." she says dreamily. you giggle and kiss her cheek.

"hey, handsome." you greet.

it's so strange. she was nervous enough to shit herself just moments ago at the thought of you, but now that you're here all she feels is peace. she wraps an arm around your shoulders and pulls you into her apartment. "welcome." she says.

you make yourself right at home, snooping all around her apartment, a smile on your face as you take in sevika's space. she lets you, watching you with her own gentle smile.

"it's so clean!" you giggle. sevika grins.

"you expected a pig sty?"

"i expected at least a few socks on the ground." you tease. sevika snorts and pretends she didn't pick up thirty socks just an hour ago.

"i cleaned for you." she admits. you turn to her with a delighted smile, like you already knew she did.

"you did?"

sevika's helpless to you. she smiles and nods, letting pride bubble up in her stomach. "and i made the bed up all fancy for you." she adds on.

you cock an eyebrow at her. "you did, huh?" you tease. sevika snorts and grabs your hand, leading you to the bedroom.

when she opens the door, sevika expects more impressed giggles from you. she doesn't expect the confused look on your face.

"it's... it's a nest... right?" sevika asks, suddenly self-conscious.

"it's a beautiful nest." you say with a nod. "but... why did you make it?"

sevika shrugs helplessly. "well, 'cause you're an omega." she says.

you blink, then burst into giggles. sevika pouts. you coo at her. "sevika." you laugh, wrapping her up in another hug. "baby, we usually only make nests when we're in heat. which i'm not."

sevika cringes.

she's so fucking stupid.

she's going to kick ran's ass.

"fuck, i-- i didn't know! you're the first omega i've ever--"

you cut her off with a kiss, bunching her shirt up in your hands. sevika blinks in surprise for just a moment before melting into the kiss, wrapping her arms around your waist possessively and subconsciously walking you toward the bed. you giggle as she pushes you backwards and you fall into the center of the nest.

"c'mere." you demand from the bed with grabby hands. sevika grins and crawls on top of you. you blink up at her dreamily, your slowly working their way up from her hips to her ass. "for the record, next time i'm in heat, i'm calling you over to make my nest."

sevika snorts. "'s that all?"

"well, are there any other services you think you'd be able to provide for me in my time of need, alpha?" you tease as you bat your eyelashes up at your girlfriend.

sevika takes the bait, growling as she swoops down to kiss you. "i'll fuckin' show you my services."

"oooh, yes please!" you cackle as she pins you to the mattress.

kofi

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eye of the bedlam bride spoilers

guys if katia gets pregnant im gonna be so pissed SURPRISE PREGNANCY IS INE OF MY LEAST FAVORITE TROUPES EVER PLS DONT DO THIS MATT I HAVE A GUT FEELING THATS HOW ITS GONNA TURN OUT SOMEHOW AND IM SICK

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god has cursed me with the inability to finish a draft

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I always notice how they look at each other

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what if someone called edi or legion a clanker

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saw this and i thought, what if P.E. teacher sevika (made this for shits and giggles)

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