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You know what? Fuck you.

*unshrinkies your dinks*

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you know how sometimes you go through the roughest moment in your whole entire life and then you look up and it's like. oh. the moon is still there

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It says "Invest"

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Just saw an ad for fucking Kellog's cornflakes wherein a shirtless blindfolded man tied to a bed is like "Wait.. are you... eating??" and it pans across the bed to reveal that his partner is, indeed, too distracted to have sex with him bc she is chowing down on corn flakes. Now I've been caught up in wondering whether:

a) John Harvey Kellog would despise this ad; the mere proximity of bondage-play to his brand name and beloved anti-porn flakes is unforgivable

b) John Harvey Kellog would enjoy this ad, because it shows a young woman forsaking the temptations of the flesh in favour of eating a wholesome and nourishing bowl of cornflakes

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STOP! before you decide you are irretrievably doomed, try one of the following options:

transition

bdsm

iron supplements

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This is true when you think about it

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“oooh i need junji ito to write me an essay” okay so youre a little baby so youre a little baby waby who needs mommys help

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Shel Silverstein predicting ChatGPT in 1981

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"A snack? For me?"

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accuracy of horror movie titles

Scream: 10/10

they sure did

Get Out: 10/10

he sure did

A Quiet Place: 10/10

it sure is

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The agony of thinking you’re finished doing the dishes only to turn around and to your horror: the pot.

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I’ve discovered my new favorite gimmick account on twitter lmao

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do you like homestuck

whats that