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(for the purposes of this poll, there is no monkey's paw situation: the chore you pick stays the same level of difficulty/grossness/etc. as it normally is for you, and you only have to do it as often as you want to. the chores you don't pick are magically done for you exactly the way you'd want them to be, just with zero effort on your part.)

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someone said we had more fun in childhood because we didnt have any past memories to linger on and it has stuck with me ever since

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Today's Seal Is: Ragdoll Clipping

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whoooo

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Aging tumblr demographic this, aging tumblr demographics that. What about the aging pixi bücher demographic?

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I love when guys r like “it’s not fair! girls get to wear makeup to fake being attractive and we don’t !” cause like..there’s literally nothing stopping u from rocking a contour or covering up ur acne…I have a spare beauty blender u can use

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they used to make smackable technology. you used to be able to hit your tv when it didn't work good.

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My one friend group can't stop saying, "See you in hell!" in a cheerful voice instead of, "Talk to you later!" and my other friend group can't stop calling things "penis" instead of "cool" or "good", so I just unironically uttered the phrase, "Sounds penis, see you in hell," as I got off the phone.

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you want to be romantically attracted to someone? the thing that killed romeo and juliet?

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“ok but you guys better not be cunty cher and nicolas cage when i get there”

our dumb asses:

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inside the actors' studio with Colin Firth