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Baghead (2023) 28/10/2024
Rating before seeing the movie:
Nic: 9 Vic: 9
Rating after seeing the movie:
Nic: 9.5 Vic: 9.5
What you did like about the movie:
CGI
Setting
Concept
IrisÂ
What you didnât like about the movie:
Stupid people
Neil
UNANSWERED QUESTIONS
Particularly memorable scene:
Vic: When Iris was brought back. Nic: When Katie disappeared
Would you watch it again:
Vic: Not really Nic: No
Final quotes:
Vic: âDonât deep-throat the phone please.â Nic: âHeâll never play piano again!â
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Night Swim (2024) 30/10/2024
Rating before seeing the movie:
Nic: 8 Vic: 10
Rating after seeing the movie:
Nic: 9.5 Vic: 9
What you did like about the movie:
CGI
Make up
The concept
Every other character except the dad
The girl ghost at the end
The spooky old lady
What you didnât like about the movie:
The dad was a super weak character
The self-sacrificing bullshit at the end
Particularly memorable scene:
Vic: The scene with the mother diving down for her son with the hose Nic: The pool party
Would you watch it again:
Vic: No. Nic: No.
Final quotes:
Vic: âWish his cat wasnât going to kill him but... *shrug*â Nic: âItâs a magic fucking pool sweetheart, I donât think itâll take all day to fill.â
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Zom100: Bucket List of the Dead (2023) (SPOILERS) 25/10/24
Rating before seeing the movie:
Nic: 7 Vic: 9.5
Rating after seeing the movie:
Nic: 9.5 Vic: 9.5
What you did like about the movie:
ZOMBIE LAND SHARK
I, too hate capitalism
Tendo was a very likable main character
It had really great special effects, like the zombiesâ makeup and the shark.
Concept
What you didnât like about the movie:
The pacing was off a bit, it felt really fast at the beginning but then the ending was really slow.
Great White Sharks canât be kept in aquariums
Particularly memorable scene:
Vic: Bicycle + airpods = no zombies Nic: ZOMBIE LAND SHARK
Would you watch it again:
Vic: Maybe Nic: No, I donât think so
Final quotes:
Vic: âYou canât control him! Look at him! Heâs blonde!â Nic: âZombies vs capitalism, Iâm always on the side of the zombies.â
#spoilers#2spooky4me#gays watch films#strawberryspooktober#zom 100: bucket list of the dead#the movie
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Under Paris (2024) (SPOILERS) 19/10/24
Rating before seeing the movie:
Nic: 8 Vic: 8.5
Rating after seeing the movie:
Nic: 6 Vic: 7
What you did like about the movie:
The sharksÂ
The concept
Use of practical effects
Pretty setting
Creative use of the setting
For once the sharks won
What you didnât like about the movie:
Rip off of Jaws 3 (shark revenge for child)
Unrealistic shark behavior
The actorsÂ
Felt like a B movie with an A movie budget
Wanted more of the catacombs
Particularly memorable scene:
Vic: The race scene Nic: The catacombs
Would you watch it again:
Vic: Nah, probably not. Nic: Nope, there are better shark movies out there
Final quotes:
Vic: âThe sharks won and I for one, accept our oceanic overlords.â Nic: âI donât support these eco lesbians, theyâre not ride or die.â
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The Privilege (2022) (SPOILERS) 14/10/2024
This movie did come out 2 years ago, so we are marking spoilers on it. HOWEVER, we will have the ratings before anything that might be spoilers if you are interested in how we rated the movie.
Rating before seeing the movie:
Nic: 7 Vic: 6.5
Rating after seeing the movie:
Nic: 11 Vic: 11
What you did like about the movie:
Everything. We really liked this movie
The movie had so many twists and surprises
The monster wasnât overused
The CGI was amazing
Everyone was sinister that needed to be
What you didnât like about the movie:
NOTHING. EVERYTHING WAS AMAZING. 10/10 MOVIE
Particularly memorable scene:
Vic: ALSO THE PEOPLE GROWING MUSHROOMS Nic: THE PEOPLE GROWING MUSHROOM
Would you watch it again:
Vic: Yes! Nic: Yes!
Final quotes:
Vic: âOh look sheâs a mushroom! Thatâs adorable. (said at the beginning)â Nic: âSide effects include demons!â
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Minutes Past Midnight (2016) 11/10/2024
Given that this movie is an anthology of 9 shorter stories, we did something different with our review. Instead of doing a general like vs. dislike, we went anthology by anthology and did a short list of what we liked and didn't like.
Rating before seeing the movie:
Nic: 9 Vic: 9
Rating after seeing the movie:
Nic: 8.5 Vic: 8.5
âNever Tear Us Apartâ
Liked: The twist at the end
Disliked: Left us with unanswered questions
âAwakeâ
Liked: The kid was creepy
Disliked: so many questions
âCrazy for Youâ
Liked: Arthur Darvill, the story itself was very fun and one of the best love stories weâd seen, the ending was unexpected
Disliked: Nothing really, other than too many people in polka dots (who has a polka dot wallet? -Nic)
âThe Mill at Calderâs Endâ
Liked: The story was good, the creature, the puppetry was good, the environments were amazing
Disliked: PUPPETS (Vic)
âRoid Rageâ
Liked: NOTHING
Disliked: Ass demon, disgusting, too long to play it as a âtrailerâ to a movie, bad CGI, bad premise, BAD EVERYTHING (WHO WAS THIS MADE FOR)
âFeederâ
Liked: The premise, pretty much the whole thing, the animal actors
Disliked: No notes
âTimothyâ
Liked: It was scary, the twist at the end was good
Disliked: TIMOTHY
âGhost Trainâ
Liked: The animatronic skeleton, the creepy child at the end,Â
Disliked:Â nothing really
âHorrificâ
Liked: It was silly but in a slightly terrifying way
Disliked: nothing really
Particularly memorable scene:
Vic: Pretty much all of âCrazy for Youâ and âGhost Trainâ Nic:Â All of âFeederâ and âTimothyâ will haunt my dreams
Would you watch it again:
Vic: No (specifically because of âRoid Rageâ) Nic: No (would have rated 10/10 and a yes if âRoid Rageâ was omitted)
Final quotes:
Vic: âTimothy isnât real, he canât hurt me.â Nic: âWhy do nuclear scientists have guns??â
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#Alive (2021) SPOILERS 09/10/2024
Rating before seeing the movie:
Nic: 7 Vic: 8.5
Rating after seeing the movie:
Nic: 9 Vic: 10
What you did like about the movie:
The zombies in this movie are very creative, with the whole remembering their past (human) lives.
The human characters were good.
The guy and his zombie wife
Very accurate situations in this zombie movie. No one is going outside during a zombie apocalypse.Â
What you didnât like about the movie:
PLOT ARMOUR
Slow starting
Particularly memorable scene:
Vic: The firefighter climbing up the building. Nic: The baseball throwing scene.
Would you watch it again:
Vic: Yes! And have done so. Nic: Yes
Final quotes:
Vic: âI didnât know what I needed in zombie movies were star-crossed lovers.â Nic: âThe real enemy is capitalism.â
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Live (2017) 04/10/2024
Rating before seeing the movie: Nic: 9 Vic: 7.5
Rating after seeing the movie: Nic: 9 Vic: 9
What you did like about the movie:
Calvin deserved so much better.
Rory.
The alien design was very cool.
âSpirit in the Skyâ?!
What you didnât like about the movie:
FLAWED SCIENCE.
The dumbest scientists Iâve ever seen.
How quiet it was, everyone was just very quiet even in very loud scenes.
The forced romance.
The childrenâs book didnât make any sense, why was it even brought onboard the ISS?
Particularly memorable scene: Vic: Rory Puppet Nic: The old switcharoo
Would you watch it again: Vic: Yes, 100% Nic: Yes
Final quotes: Vic: âOH GOD THE HENTAI IS BACK.â Nic: âI for one welcome our alien overlords.â
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Scream (1996) 02/10/2024
Rating before seeing the movie:
Nic: 8 Vic: 8.5
Rating after seeing the movie:
Nic: 9 Vic: 10
What you did like about the movie:
Stu & Billy
The mental gymnastics that we had to do to try and figure out who the killer was
The Deputy was funny
The reporter and the main girlâs set up
The meta (e.g. adding in jokes of other horror movies)
What you didnât like about the movie:
THE DAMN POPCORN FIRE
There was a little too much meta (e.g. the âRules of Horrorâ)
Particularly memorable scene:
Vic: Billy & Stuâs reveal! Nic: The first phone scene
Would you watch it again:
Vic: Yes Nic: Yes
Final quotes:
Vic: âWISH(DOT)COM JOHNNY DEPP.â Nic: âIS SOMEONE GOING TO PUT THAT POPCORN FIRE OUT?â
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Haunted Mansion (2023) (spoilers) 30/10/23
Rating before seeing the movie:
Nic: 10
Vic: 10
Rating after seeing the movie:
Nic: 10
Vic: 10
What you did like about the movie:
The ghosts! They were so good!
The Hatbox Ghost
Owen Wilson, Jamie Lee Curtis, and Danny Devito were all killer at their roles
The fact that they didnât just copy the 2003 version was something that the both of us loved.
This was genuinely just a good movie.
What you didnât like about the movie:
We miss the Singing Heads. This movie needs some Singing Heads.
Particularly memorable scene:
Vic: the first Hatbox Ghost scene
Nic: The reverse seanceÂ
Would you watch it again:
Vic: Yes!
Nic: yes
Reflections: Vic: âI went into this movie thinking it would be a carbon copy of the 2003 movie with Eddie Murphy, but honestly, I was pleasantly surprised! The 2003 one was good, but this was great. I enjoyed pretty much everything about this movie!â Nic: âThis was definitely an upgrade on the 2003 one. That movie still holds nostalgia for me but this a better movie, better in effects, feeling and setting. Itâs a beautiful wonderful new movie that holds up to the ride.â
Final quotes: Vic: âOH MY GOD THE CAT IS HIS WIFE. AND IâM SOBBING.â Nic: âAH THATS A SKULL. OH GOD M.C. ESCHER'S BEEN DECORATINGâ
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Pet Sematary (2019) 28/10/23
Rating before seeing the movie:
Nic: 8
Vic: 9
Rating after seeing the movie:
Nic: 8
Vic: 8.5
What you did like about the movie:
CHURCH. BEST BOY. GOODEST ANIMAL ACTOR.
The child actors were great.Â
Jud! Vic is partial to the 80s version of him, but the 2019 version is great too!
What you didnât like about the movie:
It felt unfinished.
The whole movie would have been pointless if theyâd just had the Death Talk with Ellie before everything.
Rachel is a bitch for leaving her husband alone while heâs grieving.
Thereâs a lot of plot holes.
Particularly memorable scene:
Vic: When Jud gets his ankle cut.
Nic: Church in the road
Would you watch it again:
Vic: Yes
Nic: Maybe
Reflections:
Vic: âI have a whole thing for Pet Sematary since it was one of the first horror movies I finished, but there are plot holes and a bunch of things could have been fixed really simply. I still enjoyed it though.â Nic: âI have never seen this movie and had a lot of misconceptions about it. It feels unfinished for some reason and maybe thatâs just me. Also, lot of places we could have stepped off this crazy train guys.â
Final quotes:
Vic: âI wonder why. Why heâs so stinky. Might be. Because heâs a zombie cat.â
Nic: âThis wouldn't have happened. If you just. Had the death talk. JUST TELL YOUR DAUGHTER THAT DEATH HAPPENS â
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The Bay (2012) 23/10/23
Rating before seeing the movie:
Nic: 8.5
Vic: 8.75
Rating after seeing the movie:
Nic: 8.5
Vic: 8
What you did like about the movie:
The premise
The plot was decent but we both felt like the movie could have been longer.
The characters were really distinct and memorable.
The found footage aspect of this was very well done.
What you didnât like about the movie:
The slow build up to the main action felt like it took 3/4ths of the movie.
The ending wasnât satisfying at all.
Particularly memorable scene:
Vic: Alexâs death.
Nic: The doctorâs last scene
Would you watch it again:
Vic: Not really, no.
Nic: Maybe
Reflections:
Vic: âI really wanted to like this movie a lot more. The buildup is far too slow for a movie of this length and it feels like a near vertical drop into all the action with an unsatisfying ending.â
Nic: âI thought this was better than it was but maybe I just watched it in the dark last time alone. Itâs a decent, scary premise, and needs some work.â
Final quotes:
Vic: â I donât think that... Isopods would. Drag you down like that.â
Nic: âOH SHIT. A DEAD BODYâ
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The Cabin in the Woods (2011) 22/10/23
Rating before seeing the movie:
Nic: 8
Vic: 8.5
Rating after seeing the movie:
Nic: 9.5
Vic: 9
What you did like about the movie:
The practical and special effectsÂ
The concept
Puzzle Box Guy
Marty was great.
What you didnât like about the movie:
Not enough twists. Make the ending a twist as well.
Particularly memorable scene:
Vic: Puzzle Box Guy
Nic: Curtâs death
Would you watch it again:
Vic: Yeah Iâd watch it again
Nic: Yes and I have
Reflections:
Vic: âI really enjoyed this movie! I did have a whole thing with the ending being slightly unsatisfying for my own tastes, but I really enjoyed the premise and the monsters. Especially Puzzle Box Guy.â
Nic: âIâve seen this movie before but Iâd still watch it again. Itâs a fun movie, a twist on classic horror movies and damn if we donât love a twist.â
Final quotes:
Vic: âWHY WOULD YOU JUST READ LATIN OFF. WITHOUT KNOWING WHAT IT SAYS. THATâS... THATâS HOW YOU GET DEMONSâ
Nic: â Dude, Dude just stop. DUDE YOU DONâT NEED TO BE ON ALL THE TIMEâ
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Nope (2022) (Spoilers) 21/10/23
Rating before seeing the movie: Nic: 9 Vic: 9
Rating after seeing the movie: Nic: 11 Vic: 11
What you did like about the movie:
Jean Jacket.
The animal actors
The main characters were very good!
This movie portrayed the whole sibling dynamic between OJ and Emerald so good!
What you didnât like about the movie:
No bad notes at all. Very good movie.
Particularly memorable scene: Vic: Jean Jacket unfurling! Nic: THE DAMN COWBOY SHOW
Would you watch it again: Vic: YES Nic: Yes
Reflections: Vic: âI loved everything about this movie and I genuinely have no bad thoughts about it.â Nic: âThat entire movie was unexpected and I love and fear it.â
Final quotes: Vic: âSTOP PERCEIVING IT. EVERYONE. STOP PERCEIVING ITâ Nic: âYOU AIN'T EVEN SAFE IN THE DAYâŚ.. WHATS THE KNIFE GUNNA DO?â
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The Burrowers (2008) 20/10/23
Rating before seeing the movie: Nic: 8 Vic: 8
Rating after seeing the movie: Nic: 3.5 Vic: 3.5
What you did like about the movie:
The concept of the Burrowers.
What you didnât like about the movie:
The ACTUAL Burrowers. We both think that if theyâd just done little snippets and glimpses of the creatures instead of showing the full thing.Â
THE ENDING. IT WAS TERRIBLE.Â
Weâre pretty certain that the writers didnât do any research into the Indigenous peoples of the areas that they were talking about.Â
Particularly memorable scene: Vic: The beginning scene in the root cellar. Nic: The hole of ribs
Would you watch it again: Vic: No. Absolutely not Nic: Nope
Reflections: Vic: âThe more I sit and think about this movie, the more it doesnât make sense. None of it does. The ending wasnât satisfying, there was a lot of racism (which we expected given that itâs a western), the monsters werenât well thought out, they didnât do any research at all. I just... I wanted better.â Nic: â0/10 monster design, keep the fleshy crickets hidden away.â
Final quotes: Vic: âYEAH THIS IS THE VERY RACIST TIME. OR ONE OF THEM. WHO AM I KIDDING. AMERICA IS BUILT ON RACISM.â Nic: âWHY WAS THE HOLE FULL OF RIBS â
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Grave Encounters 2 (2012) 18/10/23
Rating before seeing the movie: Nic: 10 Vic: 8.5
Rating after seeing the movie: Nic: 10 Vic: 9
What you did like about the movie:
The special effects were incredible.
The jump scares were pretty good. There wasnât really any lead up to them showing on screen.
The meta in the meta cause the meta does the meta
The first movie was happening inside the second movie. Inception.
The concept was cool.
The reappearance of Sean!Â
What you didnât like about the movie:
Vic: The jump scares. I get spooked easily, okay? And my website wasnât right on time.
Seanâs wig.
Particularly memorable scene: Vic: The Tall Man chasing them. Nic:Â THE RED DOOR
Would you watch it again: Vic: NO. Nic: Yes and I do
Reflections: Vic: âWhile I donât really like jump scares, this movie was pretty good. The characters were pretty good and the ending was certainly a twist I wasnât expecting.â Nic: âItâs a good horror movie. Donât watch if you donât like jump scares but itâs an actual good sequel to a horror movie.
Final quotes: Vic: âI CANâT BELIEVE THIS WHITE MAN SUGGESTED SPLITTING UPâ Nic: âLONG MAN. AH HES SO LONG.â
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Ghost Ship (2002) 16/10/23
Rating before seeing the movie: Nic: 8 Vic: 8
Rating after seeing the movie: Nic: 8 Vic: 8
What you did like about the movie:
The CGI and practical effects were incredible.
Katie, the little ghost girl.
Karl Urban kills in everything he does.
The deaths of the crew were very creative.
What you didnât like about the movie:
Too many plot holes which lead to many, many questions. (Vic: If the plot holes were fixed, this would easily be a 9.2 for me but the plot holes are tanking it for me)
The kitchen scene. IYKYK.
Particularly memorable scene: Vic: The scene where Epps is being shown everything in the past. Nic: KARL URBANâS BRUTAL DEATH
Would you watch it again: Vic: No Nic: No
Reflections: Vic: âReally wish this movie was a bit better. The premise is good, but thereâs just too many plot holes and unanswered questions.â Nic: âI have many unanswered questions but itâs still a good movie. Just donât think too hard about it.â
Final quotes: Vic: âWHAT HAPPENED TO THE GHOST MOVIE. NOW THIS IS JUST. A HEIST MOVIEâ Nic: âDONT STEAL JEWELRY FROM DEAD PEOPLE â
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