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white people when there's dinner at the function

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when ur an artist ppl love to be like omg u know whay you should do? [cheap and easy marketable slop]... that would be so popular.. omg or like a [completly different medium] or even [overcrowded niche market] did you think of that? those would sell so well and you could make so many so fast.. you should totally try it!! ....oil ladscapes? dont be silly people want 10$ pet portrait comissions, paint mixing videos, and clay earrings you stupid fucking moron.

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i feel strongly about this

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inside me there are two lungs. and one liver. one stomach. a few meters of intestine. there's a lot inside me actually

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when it’s time to say goodbye after having a great time with someone

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big ass boulder just dropped on earth causing a massive earthquake, millions died

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whoops I accidentally may have made a mascot. She is a possum with a pencil and her best friend is a mosquito. Let’s see if I even remember them next year

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barney, BARNEY BEHIND YOU - aw fuck hes got his air pods in he cant hear us

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This is the way you’re supposed to do pranks!

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Source

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my humor might be broken cause I find this trend actually funny

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Any time a customer is telling me a story and I can't understand them/what they're talking about and I'm just nodding and agreeing and looking interested I think of this gif

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