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chAAAinnnnn walletz. shirts wiv Jack ssSSkellingtin that. bBoney Boney! BOYYyh :D Hau would you like to see! 👀 a INNNNN 🤤🥵flux of customehrs *big breath* SOLELY due to the ssssUDDEN rrRRrRR(😖🥵🥵🫨🤤🤤🤤👅🫦)RApid SUc-- 💦💦💦💦💥💥🤯😵-------cess 😮💨 Of. HAZZBEEN HOE-TELwe're!!!!!BACK !!!!!Baby!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! aaaaallll the freaky little "𝕲𝖔𝖙𝖍𝖘" who smellllllike 𝑭𝒓𝒊𝒕𝒐 Baaaaaaags Cummmm Trudging Thru our DOhwrs once more........... """ehdventure Tiiiiime""" ? eKhHhHN HN HMMM~~~ >:]]] 😈🦹🏻♂️ SPENNNNDINNNG TIIIIIME YOU SAUCY MINXXXXAH!
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you will NEVER be able to guess what this post from the official US government consumer product safety commission was in response to (under the cut)

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sometimes the best writing advice is "just let it be bad." revolutionary. terrifying. but it works.
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Becoming a writer is great because now you have a hobby that haunts you whenever you don’t have time to do it
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i really hope all of you know about this scp
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loving a character so much will unlock such vulnerable and cringe parts of you that you try to suppress so bad but you can't like it's so humbling
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she nothing on my nothing til i nothing. celibacy
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therapist: cunt dracula is not real and cannot fuck you.
cunt dracula:
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ilove when someone posts about an issue that's supposedly plaguing society and it's painfully obvious that said issue is not a thing that matters if youre not on tiktok
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nosferatu? no. tuferatu. no es mi problema.
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nothing more rage inducing than when ppl present women as perfect beautiful flawless angels who are hairless and graceful and feminine in comparison to men and claim this is why lesbianism makes sense bc of course you'd want to find another beautiful hairless female woman lady. like actually I think women can be whatever and do whatever and as a dyke many dykes I know are hairy weirdo freaks like me and actively rebel Against that beautiful gorgeous angel bullshit but whatever
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I hate when people are like “as a child of divorced parents, divorce is terrible 🥺” as the child of divorced parents who had a contentious and toxic divorce, divorce is awesome, it’s vital and liberating
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