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i wish i could teach fruit flies how to kill themselves

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reblog if you're corny and insufferable

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Okay so I saw this right

And all I could think of was something like this

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me: *literally in tears, on the floor, having a complete mental breakdown* no one loves me, i’m impossible to love. my best friend wants me to die. i ruin everything. i destroy everything. the people i care about will never care for me as mu-

my friend:*sends me a text*

me:*standing up immediately* oh lol nvm haha

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LEUCISTIC SPARROW

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I truly truly believe that the most important thing you can do in fandom is be a cheerleader. comment on fics. reblog art and rave in the tags. support the people making the things you want to see. this is how you keep a fandom alive. this is how you get more of what you want. you never know: that person could have decided to make more just because you liked it.

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hey everyone shh for a sec. we got radioactive Shrimp

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see her fabulous

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when I start listening to the little things in a song and suddenly it’s like I’m hearing the album for the first time again

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Tax the rich.

Fair taxation would eliminate the problems caused by their capitalist wealth, and they would still be extremely wealthy.

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leave

Haha.. uwu, as the kids say.

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PSA: AO3 HAS BEEN INFECTED WITH AI BOT COMMENTS.

Have you seen one of these dipshits? If you post regularly on ao3, chances are YES, but more likely you didn't notice nor suspect it was a bot. Sometimes they start off nice, or even praise you before getting nasty out of nowhere, like so:

But much like Grok, their newest obsession is nazism.

I don't know where they come from, or what purpose this could possibly serve other than suicidebaiting random people in the internet, I guess; but apparently they've started parroting names from real users to send these comments and shifting their general length to go by undetected. Maybe those are scrappers trying to train 'reviewbots' to be sold as part of some scam service promising to give feedback for newbie writers, who the fuck knows.

Here are more examples of the tone and backhanded compliments you can find in these:

If you regularly post on AO3 or interact with writers in it, please pass this along so they don't feel insane receiving bombs in their inbox. This is ridiculous.

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I fell asleep with a bagel on my bed and i woke up with it attached to my leg and with cream cheese on my pillow??