straykidshhyunjin

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Chan: You’re late.

Changbin: I wasn’t even going to come today don’t start.

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Jeongin: ive been involved in a number of cults, both as a leader and a follower. You have more fun as a follower, but make more money as a leader.

Chan: what the fuck

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hyunjin : isn’t it too hot to be wearing a black leather jacket

changbin, sweating profusely: i look good

hyunjin : you look sick

changbin, having a heatstroke: yeah, sick as hell

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text from seungmin : i'm so sorry, i'm gonna be about half an hour late.

jisung [forgot they were even meeting, still in bed]: you always do this

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seungmin : it's like we finish each other's...

hyunjin : homework?

seungmin :

seungmin, sliding his homework over to hyunjin : please

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The amount of seratonin my brain produces at this part of the song *chefs kiss*

bbang-ya bbang-ya!!

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jyp employee: sir i think we should stop letting jae coach skz

jyp: why?

*from the other room*

jae: 1! 2! 3! TOGETHER!

skz: FUCK JYP WE DO WHATEVER THE FUCK WE WANT

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felix : you obviously have feelings for hyunjin...

jisung : yeah, anger.

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jisung : breathe if you think i'm cute

hyunjin :

jisung :

hyunjin :

jisung : hyunjin you're turning blue

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seungmin : this says your blood pressure is 420 over 69

jisung : nice

seungmin : that's humanly impossible wtf you're gonna die

jisung : n i c e

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changbin : my future wife is probably fake laughing at her boyfriend's jokes right now 😔

chan : be patient queen, a true clown is on the way

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chan, watching felix waste five hours on his phone : back in my day, tik tok was just a ke$ha song 😔

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smiley jeong ✨

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seungmin: rate jisung out of 10

minho: jisung? oh, jisung's a solid 10. he's pure perfection. he's the best of us, min. i mean, look at him. only angels could make a face that beautiful. he's a 10.

seungmin: now rate the rest of us

minho: a strong 8 in good lighting

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Chan: hey jeongin why are you standing outside?

Jeongin in tears: felix said I didnt pass the vibe check so I'm not allowed inside the dorms

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Waiter: wine?

Seungmin: I dont drink

Waiter: water?

Hyunjin: he just said he doesnt drink

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soft!jisung for anon ♡