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some nail polish names i’ve come up with

Plum's the word

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I told my therapist about the morbid jokes I frequently casually make

And it's a relief to let someone outside know how cavalier I can be. More importantly, how it's not about being cavalier at all. It's only playing house; a joke is a hypothetic pretend-world where I can rehearse the horrible facts looming in my consciousness without taking on all the consuming, negative emotions.

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When I was much younger

I'd often write, bemoaning the nothing that befell me, or the anything I'd done to myself. And the one person who was such an undue champion of everything I felt and produced, was my sister. Now when I look back, especially in light of her suicide, I don't feel as though I've truly struggled at all, in my entire life. And that she perhaps identified with something dark and truly painful, that I'd only incidentally struck upon in my writing.

Sometimes I think I don't miss her as much as I just missed the chance to make it up to her.

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Honestly, I don't care if John Meyer is cheesy or skeezy or whatever

"waiting on the world to change" is the truest thing anyone has ever said about me

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The whitest recipe

Serves 2-4 ... ... ... Mince one clove of garlic

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East of Eden by John Steinbeck

"I don't very much believe in blood," said Samuel. "I think when a man finds good or bad in his children he is seeing only what he planted in them after they cleared the womb." "You can't make a race horse of a pig." "No," said Samuel, "but you can make a very fast pig."

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Popular lyrics according to me - Issues

You don't, touch me/'cos if you did then baby I would touch you too

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Reasons

Reason to drink coffee black: when your puppy makes you spill, the floor isn't instantly sticky. Reason to get a puppy: when you spill coffee you can blame it on her clueless ass.

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All the white things a man mistakes For earliest violets Who seeks through Winter's ruins Something to pay Winter's debts

But These Things Also- Edward Thomas

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I Spy, pup edition

Games to play with your 4 month old retriever mix: "did you move my hair tie or is that poop?"

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Get in the dog's chair, become the dog's chair.

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Yeeppp. Did that with a 9 year old. no regratz.

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Are people patronizing me?

a top concern for the year

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I have no idea how to work through this.

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My parents dress like 5 year olds

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Why can't women answer the question "what are you wearing?" on the red carpet with something less than glamorous? I wish everyone would say what hair extension and push-up bra they all got on, why not? Amy Schumer catches so much flack for being funny or *normal* about the perspective of women or things that affect women where a male counterpart would get praise or at least no criticism. By the way, calling a mention of tampon use "gross attempt at humor" perfectly demonstrates the (usually male) inability to deal with all things menstruation-related. Boi, bye.

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incidents I regret from dating life: 1

Once on a first date a guy said “oh I’m being facetious” but from the context it was pretty clear he meant factious. I didn’t call him out on it but I totally should have.