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social contract is all fucked now, nobody wears ear buds on the train anymore and almost nobody will assassinate a politician for the greater good

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talking to preschoolers is awesome bc they have not fully differentiated stories into 'true stories' and 'imaginary stories' yet so you will tell them about something that happened you once (coyote came out of a bush right in front of you and got startled) and they will tell you about how one time their house was full of coyotes in every room 'including five in the garage' and they're not even like, aware i think of the idea that they are technically 'lying'. they are simply telling stories about coyotes bc its time to tell stories about coyotes.

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cant believe i hadnt done psych bug infestation alignment chart yet, i have now rectified my mistake

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Those Resident Evil engineers gotta have some weird portfolios, right?

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Accurate representation of what happens when I see a mutual in my notifications

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"Spirit" Unregistered draft cross gelding (red roan tobiano)

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.❤️

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when a character i love and care for has to face the consequences of their previous actions

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Everyone talks abt how maomao thinks about how beautiful jinshi is in the light novels but what we need to talk about is how maomao is always referring to lihaku as a dog

I love it so much

Maomao getting Lihaku to take her to the city:

Lihaku seeing maomao for the first time in a while:

Anyways they are just very cat and dog living in the same house friends and i ADORE that about them

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Yona (ヨナ) fanart by @ akht_h12 ♡

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i love being a whump enjoyer it makes painful experiences so much more tolerable.

my joints have been hurting for the last two weeks? sucks, but useful for writing my OCs that have chronic pain.

had to go to hospital? double sucks, but i now know what an ambulance ride is like and what it's like to have an iv!!!! invaluable experiences for medical whump fics.

got nerve damage during said visit to hospital? triple sucks, but i've now unlocked a new way to hurt a blorbo.

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parents will make u feel guilty about absurd shit like breathing too much air or smth. and it will work too like you'll be laying on the ground years later paralyzed by the guilt that you're breathing too much until someone grabs u by the shoulders and tells u that is fucking stupid. and then you'll need to remind yourself of that every day for the rest of your life to function

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I FUCKING LOVE INFORMATION!!! I WANT TO LEARN EVERYTHING AND KNOW EVERYTHING!!!!! I WANT TO UNDERSTAND EVERYTHING ABOUT LIFE, THE UNIVERSE, AND EVERYTHING!!!!!! I AM UTTERLY CONSUMED BY MY THIRST FOR KNOWLEDGE!!!!!!!!!!!!

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