today at work a toddler in a high chair patted me on the arm to get my attention, then when i crouched down and asked him what’s up, he pointed at the table full of chatty old ladies across the aisle and said “NOISE” and i have never in my life been more delighted by a guest complaint
so like, not only did someone edit the mountain goats’ wikipedia page from the us house of representatives, but they edited it specifically to refer to the members of the mountain goats as “a band of nice boys who make the good, rocking tunes” and i think that is very important to remember this morning
rules: tag 20 follows you want to know better
I was tagged by @jigsawvevo what’s the happy-haps my dude I just saw this my bad
name: henry
nicknames: Hank, H-Bomb, heinrich, alpaca boy, The One-Eyed Pirate, space cadet, waste cadet
gender: dude
star sign: scorpio?
height: 6.3 light-nanoseconds; roughly 0.7 stories; 2.4 times the average human step length; 6′2″ or 1.9 meters; 1.1 times the length of all the strands of DNA in the human genome.
age: 19.6 (that was just a guess but I worked that shit out and it turned out almost exactly correct -> I’m 19.6054792-ish but I don’t know when the sig figs start being meaningless)
hogwarts house: the one where everyone is gay. ravenclaw?
fav color: once you have transcended you will abandon petty notions of favoritism
time right now: like 6:15 pm
average hours of sleep: between 2 and 14
lucky number: me. I’m number 1.
last thing i googled: “what to do if raptors attack”
favorite fictional character: God. hey everyone, I’m richard dawkins!
blankets i sleep with: 0 fuck warmth
favorite bands/artists: streetlight, fleet foxes, death grips, godspeed you black emperor
dream trip: Amsterdam or Rome
dream job: the prof you have who’s always 15 minutes late to lecture
what i’m wearing right now: gray chinos and a gray T-shirt I’m so exciting
when did i make this blog: five-halves years ago
follower count: NaN
posts: 15k
what do i post abt: communism
when did your blog reach its peak: just before I posted for the first time. it’s all downhill from there.
why did i get a tumblr: a friend made me make one
what do u get asked on a daily basis?: dude, do you have the money you owe me? I owe money all over town
why did u choose ur URL: I wore a fuzzy sweatshirt to the union and a friend called me “alpaca boy” and I just sort of combined the alpaca thing with streetlight to make this bullshit
i tag: @jigsawvevo let the corecursion begin
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