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can u imagine if other pieces of media were as scared of calling their monsters what they are as zombie media is about calling zombies zombies

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It really is 2003 again Jesus Tapdancing Christ.

Like, all Republicans did was replace Iraq and gay people with Iran and trans people.

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Please reblog this picture of my beautiful son.

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you can thank @mimkimankie for the dialogue in this comic

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hands you a flashbang with the pin removed. hold this for me, okay?

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when drawing requires you to draw

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Right click -> save as -> ancient curse

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*Hell yeah. Security lights.

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“I asked chatGPT” well I asked my friend Tao Yang and he is standing about 10 seconds away and is going to run at you screaming

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Just got accosted by some mysterious masked swordsman with custom battle music. I thought I was doing okay against him until he said something like "enough of this tomfoolery" and did some nonsense sword attack that reduced me to 1 hit point. Then he just left being all "we shall meet again my little dove" or whatever.

I hate my life.

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got eaten up with 3 words

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I've seen artwork of them interacting before but i want uhhhh more so im making more.

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Hi? is it possible to get a higher res of the team templates for this year?

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If you have achieved something, please remember to observe a mandatory period of basking in the warm glow of your achievement like a lizard on a stone, lest you teach your brain that effort is futile, actually, because it didn't get to enjoy its happy chemicals, so, naturally, nothing good ever comes of trying. (And no, avoiding punishment is not a reward!)

I recommend, like, 5% of basking time in relation to whatever time you invested into achieving the thing minimum. And if you can't make your own bask, friend-brought is fine (= tell your friends!).

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you put the veggies 🧅🥕 in the soup 🍲 and eat them both up 🥄 you put the veggies 🧅🥕 in the soup 🍲, and add the tibia marrow 🦴 you put the veggies 🧅🥕 in the soup 🍲, it makes it taste... bad! 💥💥💥

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*clears throat* Hey my friends, I attended a bee wedding this past weekend. I bet you would like to know how was it.