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Problematic found family

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I love the thought of the new avengers showing up in doomsday with bob in tow and everyone else being like

“who the fuck is that”

“bob”

“why is he here”

“he’s our friend”

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Do you know how fucked up your team has to be for Bucky Barnes to be the most stable member

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making bucky a politician is one of the most insane choices the MCU has ever made but you know what. sure. i'm here for it

(commission info // tip jar!)

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Some new behind the scenes pictures of the Thunderbolts*

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We’ve had five babies born this shift (they play a lullaby over the intercom so we’re kept apprised) and one nurse was like “we are being overrun by new virgos” with what sounded like genuine disgust. I think she was joking but I prefer to think she isn’t because that’s funnier.

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Old dude came in the shop and when I said "lemme know if you have any questions" he goes "what was the name of Alexander the Great's horse," thinking he was so funny. I told him Bucephalus, and he was so disappointed. Like his whole day was hanging on beating me at trivia. He says "you're only the second person who knew that" and I said "well, probably the third if you count Alexander the Great." He left without buying anything, and did not say goodbye. I think I honestly hurt his weird little feelings! Sorry I'm a bitch, old man!

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tgis is so fucking funny to me. they accidentally Rock Lee'd a retired racehorse

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Apple Bottomjeans is a beautiful gname for a gnome

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divorce is so funny. like never mind

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Just a thought since they’re splitting season 2 in halves, we get one of Wednesday and Enid’s hugs at the end of episode four and that’s when she gets the vision of Enid’s grave.

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Tyler is SUCH a drama queen. The performance in:

"What does it feel like? To lose?"

Baiting Thornhill to get closer and reach her arm inside while he stares at her in sorrow and wonder and then immediately choking her.

Holding her in his arms until the 5 second headstart line.

"RUN"

"I could never abandon you... wish i could say the same about you".

"You aren't my mother, you're my master... or should i say you were".

Pausing at the end to just scream at Wednesday's face for a few seconds.

Like my guy stop murdering people and join a theatre group instead. Of course a mental institution couldn’t fix him, nothing's wrong with him, my boy's just a diva.

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I thought "what does Enid see in Bruno" until...

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tyler galpin aka the king of ragebait (insp.)

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"Or die trying..."