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Me hearing a woman at a sumo match ask the sumo's handler "How can I get your job?"

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Sometimes I like to over-tighten my belt just to see how much spillage I can get 😌

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Apologies for vanishing for a bit. I've been hitting the gym lately, but all you pervs will be happy to know that my main attraction isn't getting any smaller, I'm just growing the muscles surrounding it. Who doesnct love a strong, thick man?

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Sometimes I sit around for hours and just watch my own belly ripple

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The last thing my bed sees before I fall into a food coma

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Whenever I'm in the bathtub, I can't help but wonder what it'd feel like to fill it up with my own body. And now I'm wondering what it'd feel like for someone else to lay down in a bathtub of me

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I've got a pretty big divot under my belly button...

I like to think it's nature's way of saying "Put your face here"

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There's something inherently teasing about the way loose-fitting flannel hides a little belly from the side

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If you voted for Trump get the fuck off my page, block me right now. This is a safe space for me and anyone else who needs it and voting for him was an act of violence. Full stop.

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I was so excited to wear my autumn shirt from last year... Do you think I can still wear this out?

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This is a brand new shirt, surely there was a mistake at the store in sizing right?

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Would you believe this fit me fine 3 years ago?

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I swear, my belly is softer than the average belly

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