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i'm not saying people shouldn't be reading more books, but i do think it's funny how many people thinking "reading comprehension" is just about how good you are at reading books and not like. criticial thinking skills.

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today was single handedly the best day of my life. i caught a cop stealing from the store i work at

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hmmmm...not sure about that

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Diet culture is hilarious and rad actually

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This may be the worst use of LLMs anyone has attempted, ever. Up there with recognizing mushrooms.

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NEW PAPAL DECREE: go cubs

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We need to bring back free the nipple

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do you think that a certain genre of queer person is so obsessively weird about pride flag discourse becuase their flags fill the gaping hole in their personality where a hogwarts house used to be

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Flipping the narrative here i love small talk and i’m very good at it. I love saying “thank god we had that rain!” And “the construction downtown is CRAZY” it gives me a rush

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I'm glad I took a music theory class in high school for a lot of reasons but the most important one is that one of the other kids in that class called john cage "johnny and the cage" which I will never stop thinking about

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We ask your questions anonymously so you don’t have to! Submissions are open on the 1st and 15th of the month.

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 I got a couple of movies from Netflix and they had these cool Halloween-themed mailers. Maybe I’m easily amused, but they’re kind of nifty!

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Precision puzzle platformer which initially appears to have a cliché "it was all a dream" ending involving the protagonist being found unconscious by the side of the road, except it's actually everything after your first "death" that was a coma hallucination, with different endings depending on how far you got before dying for the first time. You can tell whether you're still on the deathless route because certain of the game's more fantastical movement gimmicks do not appear in the "real world", obliging the player to devise alternative solutions for many puzzles.

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sorry last post reminded me. wild how the most clear confirmed real case of estrogen would have saved her on record is Ted Kaczynski

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my empire of derp

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may i have black and white fish? please!

*hands you a cutie patootie*

You get a Blue Catfish

Ictalurus furcatus