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Matthew Hasty " Cotton Field ".

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Anyone else keep the free Shire in the beginning? He was my secondary horse for hunting trips. I lost him in a rival territory late in the game during a hunt and was very sad. u_u

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It caught me off guard but there’s this exchange between Hosea and Arthur that for me happened right after the bear hunt, where Arthur suddenly says his back hurts, and Hosea gleefully says “well lie down and let me get crackin” and Arthur is like haha NOOOooooo! no thank you I am backing away from this interaction haha! the implications are killing me

1. Hosea gives back massages

2. Hosea is extremely enthusiastic

3. Said massages are terrifying for the recipients, to the point that it has become a running joke in the gang.

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and the devil, he’s been hiding from the moon •

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“Keep your heads down.”

Speedpaint: https://youtu.be/FCe7gswjQvY

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Painting little Red Dead pictures for my stupid mental health or something

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ORPHAN SPOTTED!!!

GO, DUTCH, GO!!!!

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You don’t get to live a bad life and have good things happen to you.

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I'm not a good man

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misbehaving

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Some young arthur and john for good mental health!!!

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big scary outlaw doing big scary outlaw things

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my favorite thing right now is going into photo mode and taking shots for drawing references :D yeehaw

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i recently found out the funniest thing about big horses recently which is that for centuries humans have sworn that the feathering on big horse’s legs has been bred in there for a reason, and the reason given is usually something to do with how it helps keep the joints warm and safe when the big horse is doing hauling work in fields.

the thing is: it doesn’t appreciably do that, because the feathers wick up water and mud, which cancels out any insulation advantage they might hypothetically confer, and also it wasn’t even put there on purpose.

the Leg Get More Hair gene is just linked to the Bones Get More Big gene. when you breed any lineage of horses to have bigger bones–not just taller, but chunkier–the leg hair just happens anyway. so every single breed of draft horse has feathered legs, and even carriage horses like friesians get feathers once they hit a certain threshold of lorge.

when you supersize your horse, mother nature throws in a free pair of booties. how cool is that?

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What a jerk.

Cause no trouble but take no shit!!