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PUSHING DAISIES REWATCH | 1.6 "Bitches" ↳ Some women love like gangstas. They be like, "Ooh baby, you bleedin'! How'd that happen?" while they're hidin' the razor in their weave.

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PUSHING DAISIES REWATCH | 1.5 "Girth" ↳ Because there's magic in one place doesn't mean there's magic every place. I don't believe in ghosts, witches, haunted houses, or spirits. That sounds crazy coming from a guy who can shoot sparks out of his finger, but that's what I believe.

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“I can fix him” blah blah blah WHO WILL FIX ME

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Sorry for being a woman in the wrong way. It will happen again.

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Blake Lively as Serena van der Woodsen in GOSSIP GIRL (2007-2012) - S01E04 - « Bad News Blair »

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sure I have "problems" but a bagel would help. a bagel would help.

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Spider-Man 2 (2004) dir. Sam Raimi

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One of the things that allo society did wrong is using the term "sexual needs". These are not needs. Drinking is a need, sleeping is a need, eating, resting and breathing are needs. If you don't do them, you die. Sex is not a need, it is a want (a valid want, don't get me wrong, there is nothing wrong with wanting sex) and I'm tired of hearing someone has "their needs". It's a gross thing to say that is often used to excuse not just aphobia but also r*pe (especially domestic), cheating and treating women like properties.

For anyone who thinks sex is a need I want to point out that celibate monks are among the healthiest people in the world. They haven't died out yet

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this girl at uni was dressed sooo gay and then i found out she's just straight with a lesbian mom. dykebaiting is not a victimless crime 😔

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Honestly one of my favorite stupid reddit takes was that guy who said George should have been more grateful that he got to witness John and Paul's relationship up close for so many years. Girl he almost murdered them and so would I and so would you.

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Paul Scheer told a story on the Light the Fuse podcast once, about two parties he went to where Tom Cruise showed up. At the first party, Tom Cruise just stood in the center of the room and a line of people formed to talk to him, and Tom Cruise talked to each one at length, giving detailed career advice, one after another. At the second party, Tom Cruise was there to see one of his kids play music with their band, and Tom Cruise stood watching the band by himself, and no one went near him because it'd be futile, he was so locked in to watch the band.

Now: a third party. (X)

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GO, LUKE. RANT, LUKE.

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I don’t care about it at all (I have carried its weight around like a rock on my chest since the very day it happened)

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one might imagine sisyphus learning by playing, winning by learning, and begin by beginning

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JESS MARIANO + BI COLORS