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we need more autistic jocks btw. jocks who are obsessive nerds about their sport of choice. jocks who are rigid about their workout routines and obsessed with the math of performance statistics and nutrition and reps. jocks who don't have time for alcohol or misogyny because why are you guys chugging beer and trash talking we need to be TRAINING. guy with no tolerance for homophobia because Teammate Trevor is an integral part of the strategy play who cares who he's dating
more jocks whose sole interest is playing the game to the very best of their ability, and infodumping doing a play-by-play review immediately afterwards at the sports bar while his teammates are trying to just get drunk and decompress
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solo jazz suicune
#my boyfriend sent me the image separately and then the post#so apologies op but in my mind this is roller rink suicune#bc I couldn't remember what the cups were but#they were always at the roller rink#extinct 3rd space suicune
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The girls are fighting.
#but as an IT person#if you say yes and I restart your computer again#it's not because I'm working off a list#it's because some ppl think sleeping their computer or turning the screen off counts#and I need to make sure that fucker is unconscious#everyone can do the It guys job until step 2 doesn't work#and they're out of ideas
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Literally ^^^^^^
#they had all the mascots at the Phillies game yesterday#gritty was there#so was the white Sox mascot#they played a game of mascot baseball#the Detroit tiger got a hit but Franklin the 76ers dog put out a bowl of milk for him#and he got distracted and tagged out running to first#the phanatic got tossed for headhunting from the mound against his own mother#so one of the Galapagos gang ate the umpire#all in all a normal game of Philadelphia baseball
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BREAKING: the New York Yankees and the Boston Red Sox have been put in a "Freaky Friday type of situation" until they can learn to appreciate each other's perspectives.
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Did you hear about the new aftg book??
here are my predictions for @korakos new book TSC
#THERES A NEW ONE?!?!?#please I need another one#I've read those books so many times#I tell my friends to read them but they never do#which is kinda fair#but if you can get past the 2014ness of it all they're so good#I adore them
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What’s everybody’s most useless skill? If you show me any picture of Godzilla I can tell you exactly which Godzilla suit it is and who was wearing it.
#incredible job#my first thought was mothra vs Godzilla but that's mostly bc of the color of the dirt#I should brush up on the suits#and also the showa era
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BREAKING: the Yankees have developed superpowers after coming into contact with a meteorite last night. Sources close to the team say that Aaron Judge has "quickly taken to the responsibility of heroism", but that Jonathan Loaisiga is "becoming corrupted by the allure of absolute power."
Unfortunately as of receiving this message our investigators report that Aaron Judge has since been found whimpering like a scared rabbit in a pile of meteorite dust.
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happy opening day to old people who keep score in the stands, field pigeons who harrass outfielders during play, snack shack workers, ticket takers, lesbians on game day dates, girls who play on Little League teams, cotton candy hawkers, whoever repairs and replaces the lightbulbs in stadium lights, radio board operators, shitty bisexual stadium DJs, non-American players, transgender fans of all kinds, field maintenance workers who trip pulling the tarp up, abysmal first pitch throwers, Renel Brooks-Moon, people who take the bus, train, or ferry to games, my boyfriend, first time fans, lifelong fans, diva pitchers, diva shortstops, guys who sell hotdogs and merch on the sidewalk after games, minor leaguers, college softball players who are better than all baseball players but never get paid for their contributions to the sport, seagulls who shit on people and then take their french fries, umpires who get silly with it calling strikes, camera operators, stadium janitors, and you.
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Nevermind I found them time to be insufferable
I need the major league updates tumblr to turn on anons so I can send them updates I think of without hijacking their whole shtick. New favorite account on tumblr I wish I had thought of it first.
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I need the major league updates tumblr to turn on anons so I can send them updates I think of without hijacking their whole shtick. New favorite account on tumblr I wish I had thought of it first.
#they watch baseball right. they get it#they would've understood my happy birthday O'Neill Cruz post
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BREAKING: an Oblivion Gate has just opened to the east of second base at Oracle Park.
#breaking: the giants are signing Mehrunes Dagon to a 3 year 72 million dollar deal#with a player option for a fourth year#one scout is reported as saying 'we love his confidence. we love his slider. and man that frame. burns up every bat we give him though.'
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BREAKING: the Detroit Tigers have lost all their outfielders in the Blair Witch woods. Last known survivors Kerry Carpenter (LF) and Akil Baddoo (CF) were seen on camera tearfully sharing a piece of beef jerky over a dwindling campfire.
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BREAKING: Fenway Park has revealed plans for a massive bronze statue honoring the shy butch lesbian who just kissed their girlfriend on top of the Green Monster.
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In a league-wide survey, outfielders have named picknicking, frolicking, skipping around, picking flowers, and giggling as the top five most important skills for new players to develop.
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BREAKING: our in-house psychic has determined that your favorite team has a 64.8% chance of "sucking so bad it horts" this season.
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