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✱˚｡⋆ ↪ 𝐏𝐋𝐄𝐀𝐒𝐄, 𝐏𝐋𝐄𝐀𝐒𝐄, 𝐏𝐋𝐄𝐀𝐒𝐄 .    (  a collection of  dialogue prompts centered around saying "please".   feel free to modify phrasing as desired.  )

please just be honest with me.

oh, please explain how this is my fault.

please don't look at me like that.

please, let's not do this here.

for once, could you please stop pretending?

please just kiss me, i can't stand it.

please don't walk away from this.

all you have to do is say please.

please, i dare you to try and stop me.

please don't tell anyone i said that.

i said please, so technically you have to say yes.

please tell me you brought snacks.

please don't take this the wrong way.

please, i've waited so long to hear you say it.

i said i'm fine, please just drop it.

please don't lie just to make me feel better.

please don't judge me for what i'm about to do.

please just let me help you.

if you love me, say it. please.

just stay here with me all day. pleaase?

please don't ruin this for me.

please just leave me out of it.

tell me you love me ... please.

can you please slow down?

please tell me there's still a chance.

can you please just get some sleep?

please, i don't want to lose you again.

i'm not asking– i'm begging you. please.

please don't make fun of me.

i want you to leave. please leave right now.

please, it's nothing.

i don't like to beg, but... please.

pleaase? i promise it'll be fun.

tell me it's a lie. please.

come on, please? just this once?

please don't jump to assumptions.

please, [ name ], just stay here.

you promised ... please.

please. i need you to trust me.

please don't go.

i know i don't deserve it, but please forgive me.

please, let me fix this.

did i hear a 'please' in there somewhere?

please. one more minute, that's all i'm asking.

oh please, as if you've never done it.

don't ask me to choose. please.

please don't tell them where i am.

saying 'please' over and over won't change my mind.

please? ... pretty please?

please don't make me beg.

please tell me i'm wrong.

can you please give me a hand with this?

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AS SAID BY ASTARION ANCUNÍN *  assorted dialogue from baldur's gate 3

you are mine. no one can change that.

i wish... to drink. and be drunk.

you haven't earned the right to stare at me like that.

you could scream bloody murder out here and no one would ever know.

we should find a tavern and celebrate.

do my eyes deceive me? the gang really is all here.

i'd rather be the only dark power inside your body, if it's all the same to you.

you're cute, you know. in another life we might have been friends.

i don't hate you. because this is not you.

we just have to be vigilant. keep our wits about us.

you can try, but i will stop you.

do what you like. it's none of my concern.

i simply do not care.

we could do it, you know. we could rule the world.

i... i don't know what to say. thank you.

well that's just disgusting.

listen to me, damn it! i'm trying to save you, even if you're too stupid to see it.

believe what you want. i'm done with you.

you have no idea what i can do.

sounds like a delightful dinner plan. perhaps i'll join you.

forgiveness? you've never forgiven anything.

i don't need anyone to speak for me.

i don't owe you a damn thing.

don't worry. i'll keep watch tonight.

just don't ask me again.

is there anything else? any new and interesting ways you can waste my time?

i'll come to you tonight, when you're snugly wrapped in your bedroll and we can have a little privacy.

this time i'll make sure i'm quiet.

you're lucky i'm such an open-minded person.

why send anyone after me? i'm hardly a threat out here.

what are you waiting for? help me!

"you can do whatever you want" sounds terrifying, and it is, but there's opportunity in it, too.

i am so much more than what you made me.

hold very, very still.

i'm sorry, but could you excuse us a moment?

get out of my way. i'm in no mood to talk.

you didn't think i could do it? i'm hurt.

i appreciate your loyalty, darling, but i don't think you understand.

fair? nothing about this is fair.

i don't know who they are, but i have plenty of questions.

i'm glad to hear it.

i do believe you. i know you only did what you thought was best for me.

i just need some time to let it sink in.

you're so good to me.

safe? how can i ever be safe now?

well, hello. looking for a cuddle?

now that you're back with us, we need to have a talk.

how flattering. and disturbing.

please tell me this is important.

there's also gold, sex, revenge... quite the list, really. but failing any of those, i will always settle for shallow praise.

now just tell me i'm beautiful and we can call it a day.

i want to thank you.

you're a vision. and you're so much more than that.

this is all a game to you, isn't it?

for as long as i can remember, i've been used by others.

of course i was attracted to you. look at you, for goodness' sake!

i will forever remember what you did for me today.

that's what you've been waiting to hear, isn't it? that's what you want?

i have been waiting so long for you.

come, give yourself to me.

i'll take care of everything.

it's time to try living again.

i feel safe with you. seen.

we don't have to rush into anything tonight.

would it kill you to dispense a compliment?

looking for something?

honestly, you have no sense of fun.

i do appreciate your enthusiasm, but let's try to restrain ourselves a little.

would you like a tour? we can start with my tent, if you like.

everything was taken from me, too.

well, that could have gone better.

i don't know what you mean.

were you actually worried i was angry?

so what was it like? tell me everything.

i hope i'm not interrupting.

some day that soft heart of yours is going to be torn out of your chest.

what a party. we should do this again.

there you are. i've been waiting. waiting since the moment i set eyes on you. waiting to have you.

you've seen enough already.

i didn't want to lose control.

oh, don't be like that. not every problem has to be beaten to death, my dear.

wait! don't interrupt them!

let's not make trouble for some stranger.

my, this place is fun.

my past isn't exactly a happy story.

that was amazing.

it won't happen again. you have my word.

so many people need killing.

remember who saved you.

don't worry. i'm here.

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Haley Whipjack's Ranking Every Baldurs Gate Companion But The Criteria Keeps Getting Weirder starters, part 1

"Would you even believe me if I told you I'd never romanced a vampire?"

"That's so many days of my real human life."

"How many wigs do you think you can really claim as business expenses on your taxes before the IRS gets involved?"

"We are talking about my ten best friends... my nine best friends."

"Your backbone is made out of cooked spaghetti. And I respect you."

"He's so 'waiting until marriage', in energy and in practice."

"He is hot. I will admit it, I am not ashamed, he is very hot."

"I don't feel bad for her. Maybe if she was less like that."

"Tragic, though? I don't think so. Sucks about all the propaganda."

"He doesn't seem that bothered about any of it. Uh, but I'm bothered. I am very bothered."

"I'm not apologising, because this dumb vampire is gonna make me cry."

"Don't question how you got into this situation, just roll with me."

"I am not convinced she's ever even seen a child."

"He'll keep the kid alive though. If you're paying him to."

"He's gonna go home with diabolical levels of baby fever, I just know it."

"That man loves revolution, nature, and talking about his lover's body for many many minutes at a time."

"That's not the point of the montage, mom."

"I just don't know if you're getting him into this JC Penny's with you."

"She's definitely coming with. You're actually not allowed to leave her at home."

"It will be trapped, and you will be stuck with a lightbulb in your mouth."

"That's a you problem now, friend."

"He will swiftly get in between you and any lightbulbs that you may be bringing towards your face."

"No lightbulbs would actually go into any mouths, because he's a responsible adult."

"Team Dad is here just to make sure everyone stays up and has a good time."

"I just know she wants to go apeshit. Just absolutely bonkers. Let her loose."

"So good luck with that very functional 10-person party."

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Haley Whipjack's you WILL marry him (playing fmk with 136 dnd monsters) starters pt. 3 (final) THE D&D CODED ONES

"I can cast magic about it and we can talk."

"Honestly I keep remember that there's no Owlbear in here and then kinda wondering, like, what's the point?"

"Which leaves me marrying the Cyclops."

"I don't know if the Drider would be any nicer to me."

"It doesn't make sense, but what a fun story to tell. Imagine singing about that one at the tavern, huh?"

"I assume I am most creatures."

"We're marrying a frog... we're marrying a frog."

"Two heads are better than one, and between the two of us we'll have three. So maybe three heads is the most fun of all."

"Every time I see a horrific abomination I call it a 'he'. I don't know!"

"What if I marry the Chimera? Thoughts on that?"

"I can't stress enough that his hands are backwards."

"I've decided that I can handle the backwards hands in order to spare my human brain, or whatever."

"Lightning round, because I spent way too long talking about Backwards Hands McGee over there."

"Hands are a necessary component for the top categories."

"They look like they'd be very bumpy to touch."

"I'm sorry, you're just made of fire is the thing."

"There's, like, a lot of demons in that section."

"And so I'm marrying the Death Tyrant?"

"Anyway, I'm gonna fuck this robot."

"Almost all of them have skin, too."

"I don't wanna condescend to the big undead dragon."

"I understand that's not a very healthy way to look at intimate partners, however she's literally a sex demon, so."

"This hand and I are getting married."

"They exhale toxic fumes, which is so exciting."

"I don't think husband material exhales toxic fumes all the time."

"The Magmin is in the pit. He will die at my hands."

"It's not different for the ones that don't have death in the name."

"I would marry a Pegasus if they offered."

"The breastplate stays on during activities."

"It doesn't have hands so there's really only one place it belongs."

"I'm so sorry to send you down to the pit but you should have thought of that before you decided not to have hands."

"I have to marry the dragon, okay?"

"I'm gonna fuck the ghost... I'm gonna fuck the ghost."

"Am I going to be vampire food at the end of this? Maybe."

"We're gonna fuck a wraith."

"You know what? I'm gonna marry a little fish man!"

"I have been betrayed by the cosmos itself."

"I would love to talk about what we learned today. I don't know what I learned today. Something about karmic justice, perhaps?"

"What I really wanna say, is I've never learned anything in my life. And I'm not starting now."

"What was the point of it all, in the end? Just to say that I did it?"

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sexual tension prompts.

i deleted my old blog by mistake, so i’m revamping these!! if you want to reverse them, add a +, like so: [ PIN ] + and the roles will switch! these prompts are inspired by THIS MEME! they’re designed for all muses, regardless of whether they’ve interacted before or not!

[ PIN ] : sender pins receiver against a wall.

[ HANDS ] : our muses’ hands touch. (anything from grazing past or the hand holding content we all deserve.)

[ GAZE ] : sender watches receiver from across a crowded room.

[ GUIDE ] : in order to guide the receiver, sender presses a hand against the small of their back.

[ INVITE ] : sender asks receiver into a private room with nobody else present.

[ TOUCH ] : our muses touching one another discreetly but intimately in a public setting.

[ LICK ] : sender licks something from their thumb or lips in front of receiver.

[ SLEEVES ] : sender rolls up their sleeves to reveal their forearms.

[ SMIRK ] : while interacting with receiver, sender can’t resist a smirk.

[ NECKLACE ] : sender fastens a necklace around receiver’s neck, leaning in close to do so.

[ CLOSE ] : our muses are in a position which leads to the sender stepping intimately closer to the receiver.

[ UNBUTTON ] : due to heat or stress or other reasons, sender unbuttons the top of their shirt to reveal their neckline.

[ DANCE ] : our muses dance together in close quarters.

[ DEFEND ] : sender physically intervenes between receiver and a source of unwanted attention.

[ TEXT ] : sender texts intimate content to receiver.

[ PHONE ] : while on the phone with receiver, sender flirts teasingly during the call.

[ BEHIND ] : unexpectedly, sender arrives close to receiver from behind, taking them by surprise.

[ WET ] : our muses find one another in a torrential downpour of rain, both soaking wet.

[ LEAN ] : sender leans tantalisingly close to receiver to retrieve something or catch their attention.

[ LOOK ] : sender initiates intense eye contact with receiver.

[ ALONE ] : our muses find one another alone in an isolated setting.

[ ASK ] : sender asks receiver if they’re single.

[ WHISPER ] : sender leans close to receiver’s ear in order to whisper something to them.

[ BRUSH ] : sender reaches forward to brush a strand of receiver’s hair from their eyes.

[ STEADY ] : sender steadies receiver by placing their hands on their waist when the receiver almost falls against them.

[ SMILE ] : sender begins to grin at something the receiver is saying, like a big unstoppable grin.

[ PULL ] : sender pulls receiver into their side as they’re walking together.

[ STRADDLE ] : while sparring, sender gains the upper hand and pins the receiver in place, straddling their waist in the process.

[ BLADE ] : sender, having been enemies with the receiver, places a knife to their throat, but does nothing else.

[ STARE ] : while the receiver is speaking, the sender’s gaze drifts to their lips.

[ UNDERCOVER ] : while pretending to be a couple for the sake of a mission or other purpose, sender and receiver find themselves giving a Remarkably Convincing performance that leaves them questioning how platonic they really are.

[ AFTER ] : sender has just impulsively and passionately kissed the receiver without any warning nor apparent reason. how does the receiver respond?

[ REMARK ] : after someone passes a remark on what a cute couple the seemingly platonic sender and receiver are, the sender casts a meaningful glance at the receiver, expecting them to say something about it first.

[ PHOTOGRAPH ] : as someone volunteers to take a picture of them on a day out, sender instinctively wraps an arm around the receiver to steady them, holding them close for a photo that turns out to be more romantic than they were expecting.

[ CHALLENGE ] : after the receiver teasingly suggests that the sender is a terrible kisser, sender immediately and fervently proves them wrong with a long, passionate kiss that leaves the receiver taking back what they said.

[ LANGUAGE ] : sender begins to speak seductively and fluently with the receiver in another language.

[ CONSTANT ] : after days/weeks/months/years of endless flirting back and forth, sender finally dares the receiver to go beyond flirting and break the tensions between them properly.

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@dumbthink BLACKENED THEIR HEART : ❝ That could have gone better. ❞

Eris chuckles, a deep rumble in her chest as she smirks at the other – Nadine, they're called. Cute. They certainly aren't wrong, though. She can help with that.

❝ You don't say? ❞ It's a useless gesture, when she brushes her hair behind her ear ; it flows back out into the air the moment she brings her hand to her chest. ❝ I can help make it better, you know. ❞

✎ㅤ. . .ㅤ𝑩𝑳𝑶𝑶𝑫 𝑨𝑵𝑫 𝑫𝑨𝑹𝑲𝑵𝑬𝑺𝑺.

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Shit I’ve said to my cat; sentence starters

“What are you doing?”

“What did you knock over?”

“Don’t eat that!”

“What’s in your mouth? What do you have in your mouth?!?”

“Plastic isn’t food.”

“How did you get up there?”

“Are you stuck? You got yourself up there, you can get down.”

“I have to pee – can you move?”

“It’s so early, please stop.”

“I haven’t seen you in hours. Where were you hiding?”

“I know you’re trying to tell me something, I just don’t know what.”

“Don’t be mean! I’m just trying to love you!”

“You’re just the cutest thing ever.”

-points to mirror-  “That’s you!”

“I’m trying to take a picture of you, please stop moving.”

“You haven’t moved in hours.”

“How can you be such a bed hog? You’re so tiny!”

“You have the cutest nose.”

“Look at those feet-ies!”

“You’re like a gargoyle up there.”

“Don’t bite me, that’s rude.”

“You look so comfortable. I wish I could be that comfortable.”

“All you do is sleep and eat. That’s the life.”

“You are so lazy. You would not survive in the wild.”

“Could you blink, or something? You’re starting to freak me out.”

“Those squirrels look like they’re doing something shifty.”

- boops nose -

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fandomless portrayal of ERIS ; goddess of strife and discord, as inspired by Greek mythology and 2003's Sinbad: Legend of the Seven Seas. | ©

❝ Residing in her home realm of Tartarus, from which she watches over the mortal world. The goddess is temperamental, selfish, and unpredictable. Though she is not as likely to jump off a bridge as she is to cross it, if it causes some sort of chaotic aftermath? Yeah, she'll jump off the bridge. Just for fun. ❞

♡ unraveled by neph ; they/them, late 20s, trans lesbian. EST.

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✎ㅤ. . .ㅤ𝑩𝑳𝑶𝑶𝑫 𝑨𝑵𝑫 𝑫𝑨𝑹𝑲𝑵𝑬𝑺𝑺.

₊˚⊹ ㅤa collection of loose quotes taken from various characters from hades (supergiant games). these quotes are from the first game of the series. writing/roleplaying prompts. from fluff to angst! feel free to edit as you see fit, especially since some are gendered.

❝ i’m leaving. try and stop me. ❞ ❝ that could have gone better. ❞ ❝ why can’t you just stay? ❞ ❝ i wish you could come with me. ❞ ❝ you’re coming with me. ❞ ❝ i have to take you back. ❞ ❝ but for you, i will be making an exception. ❞ ❝ whew… they’re gone. ❞ ❝ now, come on, we got places to be! ❞ ❝ may the fates favour your journey. ❞ ❝ oh you know, i’d rather have my eyes put out, but thanks for offering! ❞ ❝ if only… ❞ ❝ you should be ashamed of yourself, and learn your place. ❞ ❝ ahh, so you are taking pity on me, then? ❞ ❝ i’m sorry that it has to be this way. ❞ ❝ you’re late. ❞ ❝ will i see you soon? ❞ ❝ did you miss me? ❞ ❝ i’m home. ❞ ❝ we’re heading home. ❞ ❝ you… came back? ❞ ❝ i hope i didn’t keep you waiting very long, did i? ❞ ❝ is something wrong? ❞ ❝ i can’t believe this. ❞ ❝ i’m in your debt. ❞ ❝ there’s going to be payback, you know. ❞ ❝ … damn you. ❞ ❝ this is for you. ❞ ❝ do you remember me? my name is—ah, nevermind. ❞ ❝ i’m not who you think i am. ❞ ❝ keep following that heart of yours. ❞ ❝ to hell with this place! ❞ ❝ fear is for the weak. ❞ ❝ oh, look at you, you poor, poor thing, you’re hurt! ❞ ❝ you’re such a sweetheart. ❞ ❝ you brought this on yourself. ❞ ❝ no need to thank me, mate. ❞ ❝ please, i don’t want to do this… ❞ ❝ you don’t have to do this… ❞ ❝ only the best for you. ❞ ❝ i hope you’re right. ❞ ❝ gods grant me strength… ❞ ❝ that is the worst idea i think i’ve ever heard. ❞ ❝ do you understand how little sense that makes? ❞ ❝ look what i found! ❞ ❝ something’s changed about the beating of your heart. ❞ ❝ no wonder they don’t like you. ❞ ❝ wish i could be there to see your face. ❞ ❝ i’ll earn your favour yet. ❞ ❝ how bad could it be? ❞ ❝ hello there, handsome. ❞ ❝ … this is the cheesiest thing i’ve heard from you. ❞ ❝ what has gotten into you? ❞ ❝ blood and darkness! ❞ ❝ lucky for you, i’ve no pride like many others here. ❞ ❝ it’s over. i’m sorry. ❞ ❝ go. away. i won’t repeat myself. ❞ ❝ i knew your heart was true. ❞ ❝ let’s kiss and make up! ❞ ❝ mischief, me? oh please! ❞ ❝ i don’t know how you can stand this kind of thing… ❞ ❝ you tried. that’s what matters. ❞ ❝ a man after my own heart… ❞ ❝ why won’t you give up? ❞ ❝ ever so stubborn, aren’t you? ❞ ❝ life and death, one and the same. ❞ ❝ you’re running from yourself. again. ❞ ❝ what do you want from me? leave me alone. we’ve nothing to discuss anymore. ❞ ❝ i cannot bring myself to stay upset with you forever. ❞ ❝ the truth is i’m a lover, not a fighter. ❞ ❝ i have to see her! ❞ ❝ so how goes wilful disobedience of late? ❞ ❝ you think all these gifts will make things go back to the way they were? ❞ ❝ we’re older now—i’d hope we’re wiser, too. ❞ ❝ i have to go. ❞ ❝ we were having such a good time! ❞ ❝ time is up. ❞ ❝ you’re so reckless. ❞ ❝ thank you for always keeping me on my toes. ❞ ❝ your luck’s run out. ❞ ❝ i don’t know why i bother with you, honestly. ❞ ❝ may i call you my friend? ❞ ❝ i’d like to make a toast, to you! ❞ ❝ no need for special thanks. ❞ ❝ i’ve some memories i’m not quite ready to give up on yet. ❞ ❝ i’ll break your heart. ❞

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Send me 🌺 to place a flower in my muse’s hair.

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tag drop

❝ — ✩ ℑ 𝔩𝔬𝔳𝔢 𝔭𝔩𝔞𝔶𝔦𝔫𝔤 𝔭𝔯𝔢𝔱𝔢𝔫𝔡. [ interaction ] ❝ — ✩ 𝔖𝔱𝔢𝔞𝔩 𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔟𝔬𝔬𝔨 𝔣𝔬𝔯 𝔪𝔢. [ memes ]

❝ — ✩ ℑ 𝔭𝔲𝔩𝔩 𝔬𝔫𝔢 𝔱𝔦𝔫𝔶 𝔱𝔥𝔯𝔢𝔞𝔡 ... [ lore ] ❝ — ✩ 𝔒𝔫 𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔱𝔢𝔪𝔭𝔩𝔢 𝔴𝔞𝔩𝔩𝔰. [ self ] ❝ — ✩ 𝔗𝔦𝔪𝔢 𝔣𝔬𝔯 𝔰𝔬𝔪𝔢 𝔰𝔠𝔯𝔢𝔞𝔪𝔦𝔫𝔤. [ musings ] ❝ — ✩ 𝔇𝔬𝔦𝔫𝔤 𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔴𝔥𝔬𝔩𝔢 𝔴𝔬𝔯𝔩𝔡 𝔱𝔥𝔦𝔰 𝔴𝔞𝔶. [ aesthetic ]

❝ — ✩ 𝔜𝔬𝔲'𝔯𝔢 𝔩𝔶𝔦𝔫𝔤! [ promo ] ❝ — ✩ ℌ𝔢𝔞𝔯𝔱 𝔞𝔰 𝔟𝔩𝔞𝔠𝔨 𝔞𝔰 𝔪𝔦𝔫𝔢. [ self-promo ]

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INDIE & PRIVATE roleplay blog for fandomless portrayal of ERIS ; goddess of strife and discord, as inspired by Greek mythology and 2003's Sinbad: Legend of the Seven Seas. SIDEBLOG to @killer-cinnamon. explores a variety of dark themes & topics. please be sure to read my guidelines before you follow/interact. ♡ unraveled by neph ; they/them, late 20s, trans lesbian. EST. ♡ rp blogroll ; @chaos--mode | @strange-sapphic | @mahawllan

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