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What’s it like to have a good father

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"Well, it is a topic of conversation for whatever dinner parties you'll eventually throw as a married couple. What you do with it is up to you, I have copies."

Billy stating the obvious, Brandon didn't have to but for some reason he wanted to. Maybe because the academy was down to two from his class and Maddie was a while off rejoining as staff.

"Maybe this is what Vic sees in me." Other than literally everything else because he has eyes. The second bit would remain unsaid, humility and humbleness would be helpful eventually.

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“No, I clearly got them for Theodork.” A tone so dry it would make gin jealous. Truth be told, he had nothing against the other dark haired sparky young gay superhero. Billy’s goth phase was doing wonders for people no longer confusing them as one another.

“Said I was owned favours, not that I’d need comic people for anything. It’s also easier to persuade Thor to pose if he thinks it’s for a gift.” Especially after the Red Hood film disaster, which Brandon was glad he got paid for before it’s release. “Keep up the goth work.”

     ❛ let’s not talk about the thor thing. ❜ he’s still not even sure what he’s supposed to do with that. keeping it seems like some sort of SIN enough on its own. hiding it just makes it even worse. he doesn’t have an explanation prepared for whenever someone digs it out of his spare box under the bed. ❛ you didn’t have to, though. ❜ he can’t tell if the right word here is ‘ touched ‘. the snide attitude is more brandon than his birthday gift was. still. ❛ guess you’re not totally the worst. ❜

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drakesideheaux:

My kink is people underestimating me and ending up wrong and embarrassed

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Send me a “🍞 “ for your muse to throw a loaf of bread at my muse.

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"No, I clearly got them for Theodork." A tone so dry it would make gin jealous. Truth be told, he had nothing against the other dark haired sparky young gay superhero. Billy's goth phase was doing wonders for people no longer confusing them as one another.

"Said I was owned favours, not that I'd need comic people for anything. It's also easier to persuade Thor to pose if he thinks it's for a gift." Especially after the Red Hood film disaster, which Brandon was glad he got paid for before it's release. "Keep up the goth work."

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     ❛ ━━ did you really get all those comic books signed just for me? ❜ billy wouldn’t call them friends. more like vaguely annoying acquaintances. but the thought was nice, and it’s more than billy would ever have managed to get on his own. there’s only so many days off the bag guys could give that suited up to the convention schedule. and only so many books he can hold. or ever hope to get signatures on. brandon must have gone through some trouble. which, kinda weird for him.

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‘ let me in.. ‘

"That's only happening for my inevitable series of therapists... Or did you mean open the door?"

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LATE NIGHT SENTENCE STARTERS

‘  just kiss me.  ‘ ‘  please..  ‘ ‘  i need you.  ‘ ‘  don’t make me say it.  ‘ ‘  you’re shaking.  ‘ ‘  i’m shaking.  ‘ ‘  touch me.  ‘ ‘  i need to feel you.  ‘ ‘  you’re so beautiful/handsome..  ‘ ‘  don’t leave.  ‘ ‘  i don’t deserve you.  ‘ ‘  you should go..  ‘ ‘  i just need to feel something.  ‘ ‘  let me in..  ‘

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Avengers Academy

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Ant-Man & Wasp #3

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Avengers Academy

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Avengers Academy Kids and Young Allies vs Arcade

As the teenagers had finally escaped from the traps, they confront Arcade only to be slowed down by various robots and traps. Arcade gloats at his victory until he reaches the room where Reptil beats him up. 

- Avengers Academy Giant-Size #1 

Avengers Academy students = Striker (Brandon Sharpe), Finesse (Jeanne Foucault), Veil (Madeline Berry) and Reptil (Humberto Lopez)

Young Allies = Toro (Benito Serrano), Firestar (Angelica Jones) and Spider-Girl (Anya Corazon)

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//Anyone for Brandon?

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@oudemarachnid

"So... Which one are you? There's a few."

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@anxchronism

"Outlander's filming somewhere else. Here, you just look tacky."

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*   —  —   VERY SERIOUS RIP VINE SENTENCE STARTERS

‘  when will you learn? when will you learn that your actionS HAVE CONSEQUENCES!  ’ ‘  can i get a waffle??? can i PLEASE get a waffle!!!  ’ ‘  go suck a dick, suck a dick suck a motherfucking dick  ’ ‘  you better stop! biTCH STOP  ’ ‘  do you ever like wake up and do something and you’re just like what the hec– fuck is goin on  ’ ‘  what’s good, brah you don’t know me! you don’t– WHAT IS GOOD! YOU DON’T KNOW! YOU DON’T KNOW ME! ’ ‘  it’s summer i got my hat on backwards and it’s time to fucking party  ’ ‘  anyone ever tell you you look like beyonce?  ’ ‘  I LOVE YOU, BITCH. I AIN’T EVER GONNA STOP LOVING YOU BITCH  ’ ‘  BITCH I HOPE THE FUCK YOU DO YOU’LL BE A DEAD SON OF A BITCH, I TELL YOU THAT  ’ ‘  and they were roommates!  ’ ‘  oh my god, they were roommates  ’ ‘  oh my god, i love chipotle chipotle is my liiiiife   ’ ‘  this bitch empty YEET!!!!  ’ ‘  WHERE ARE THOOOOOSE  ’ ‘  THEY ARE MY CROCS  ’ ‘  bitch disgusting  ’ ‘  yeaaah. yeAAAAAH.  ’ ‘  so no head?  ’ ‘  THIS IS WHY MOM DOESN’T FUCKING LOVE YOU!  ’ ‘  i’ll kill you. i’ll kill you. i’m not even worried about it.  ’ ‘  ahh, fuck. i can’t believe you’ve done this  ’ ‘  aHH STOP! i could’ve dropped my croissant!  ’ ‘  what’s up me and my boys are going to see uncle kracker  ’ ‘  give me my hat back, jordan!  ’ ‘  do you wanna go see uncle kracker or no!?  ’ ‘  i sneezed! oh, i’m not allowed to sneeze?!  ’ ‘  look at all those chickens  ’ ‘  i smell like beef  ’ ‘  i gotta go home cause i forgot to… vacuum my room  ’ ‘  actually, megan, i can’t sit anywhere. i have hemorrhoids.  ’ ‘  is there anything better than pussy? yes! a really good book  ’ ‘  mom, i’m peein on myself  ’ ‘  sorry, i’m on the toilet. i hope the ice cream don’t melt, bitch  ’ ‘  honestly i don’t remember, i was probably fucked up. yeah, i was crazy back then  ’ ‘  I WON’T HESITATE, BITCH!  ’ ‘  just shut up and die slowly, okay?  ’ ‘  two bros chillin in a hot tub five feet apart cause they’re not gay!  ’ ‘  mother trucker, dude! that hurt like a butt cheek on a stick!  ’ ‘  i said WHOEVER THREW THAT PAPER, YOUR MOMS A HO  ’ ‘  you remember one time i liked you? GOOD! cause it never happened  ’ ‘  if your name is junior and you’re really handsome, come on raise your hand  ’ ‘  i’M WASHIN ME AND MY CLOTHES, BITCH! I’M WASHING ME AND MY CLOTHES  ’ ‘  waddup i’m jared, i’m nineteen, and i never fucking learned how to read  ’ ‘  whAT THE FUCK IS UP, KYLE? NO WHAT’D YOU SAY? WHAT THE FUCK, DUDE! STEP THE FUCK UP KYLE  ’ ‘  oh my god why can’t you just take the fricken compliMENT  ’ ‘  is that a wEED? i’m callin the police!!!  ’ ‘  yo, drink this vodka down the hatch c’mon  ’ ‘  it is wednesday, my dudes. aaaaAAAAAAH  ’ ‘  there is only one thing worst than a rapist… a child!  ’ ‘  get to del taco, they got a new thing called fre shavocado  ’ ‘  *to the tune of ghostbusters* i’m an adult virgin  ’ ‘  hi my name is tre, i have a basketball game tomorrooooow  ’ ‘  babeyou’reafuckingbitchiwantyoutogetthefuckoutofmycarcauseiwannabreakupwithyou i fucking hate you   ’ ‘  todays forecast we can clearly see that somebody got me fucked up. FUCKED. UP.  ’ ‘  whAT’S UP FUCKERS  ’ ‘  FUCK YOU, THAT’S WHY  ’ ‘  he needs some milk!  ’ ‘  you are my dad. YOU’RE MY DAD! boogie woogie woogie  ’ ‘  yEAH NO SHIT, HONEY  ’ ‘  oooooh my boy going to prom. fuck it up! fuck it up! fuck it up!  ’ ‘  hey, how you doin? i’m doing just fine. i lied. i’m dying inside  ’ ‘  honey, you got a big storm comin  ’ ‘  i wanna fucking DIE  ’ ‘  road work ahead? uh yeah i sure hope it does  ’ ‘  the yo-yo master did not answer, he just kept on yo-ing  ’ ‘  welcome back to me screaming  ’ ‘  you know sometimes i think to myself what are you waiting for you dumb stupid fuuuuuuck!  ’ ‘  do you ever shut the fuck up?  ’

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Starter call!

//Anyone for the sassy sparkplug