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1k words with inspiration: literally 10 minutes or less of writing. a breeze
1k words without inspiration: i will do it. i will take the ring to mordor
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love when a mother asks if they have ever done anything to hurt you. ma'am, you will literally never be ready to have this conversation
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PROMPTS FOR PEOPLE WHO AREN'T USED TO KINDNESS * assorted dialogue, adjust as necessary
what are you doing?
i can handle that myself, you know.
you didn't have to go out of your way to take care of me.
i'm not used to this. this caring thing.
thank you. don't ever do that again.
i thought you hated me, to be honest.
i didn't ask you to love me!
no one's ever actually just... sat down and listened to me.
i didn't think people like you existed.
is this normal for you? going out of your way like this?
i told you i had it handled. you didn't have to bother.
i... should probably thank you for that.
i don't know what to say. this has never happened before.
wait, that's mine. you fixed it?
you did all of this... for me?
that was the nicest thing anyone's ever done for me.
i'm kinda at a loss for words.
i wasn't expecting this from you.
you did all this for me?
i had it under control.
when did this happen?
how long were you planning this?
i'm not sure what to say. i'm not used to this.
i owe you one.
that was... very kind of you. thank you.
i'm just not used to people going out of their way to help me.
usually people just look the other way, but you actually care.
this is weird. is this what caring about someone feels like?
i could have handled it.
this must have taken you forever to arrange. and you did it all for me?
it would be easier in the long run if we went our separate ways.
i hate being in other peoples' debts.
i didn't want this to happen.
people around me don't last very long.
i feel like i'm screaming and screaming and no one hears me.
i'm in your debt.
how did you find that? i lost that ages ago.
you actually... listened to me?
no one's ever paid attention.
no one's ever put that much time in effort into something for me.
when did i say that?
i didn't ask you to care about me!
i'm easily missed. people don't pay attention to me.
i'm invisible most of the time.
it's easier for people to look the other way.
do you do this often? help people?
i'm surprised you're still here.
if you're expecting something in return, forget about it.
you came back?
why do you care about me so much?
i'm a lost cause. you should just forget about me.
what's the use? there's no point.
i don't even celebrate my birthday. no one cares.
you can't just make someone care about you.
i thought you left.
what is it about me that has you so worked up?
you're making a big deal out of nothing.
thanks for patching me up.
you... brought this here for me?
but i didn't ask for this! i didn't ask for any of this!
stop smiling at me like that.
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Tomfoolery actually transitioned and only does she-nanigans now
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Reblog to give a trans man a kickass magic sword this pride month
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dear lord, please take all life problems and responsibilities away from fanfic writers but also make them financially stable and happy with nothing to worry about so they can happily focus on writing and posting fanfiction. amen
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Summer Spice 2025

Well, I guess this year I have decided to turn this personal challenge of mine into an open challenge to share with you all. Me, that is @alpaca-clouds.
The challenge is simple: I have 50 (+10 bonus) sexy prompts for the summer 2025. And everyone who wants to participate is very much free to draw or write for either of them.
This is a fairly low stakes summer challenge, meaning your work ideally should be posted between early June and late September.
The rules are fairly simple:
Write or draw something for any or all of the prompts.
There is no minimum amount of prompts for you to participate.
You can absolutely combine the prompts.
The prompts do not need to be uploaded in order.
However: I will ask that each prompt will get a minimum amount of effort put into it, meaning if it is not an exact (100 word) drabble, I am going to ask you to write at least 500 words.
Ideally you should be over 18 to participate, duh.
And as always: due to kinda strange laws in Germany in this regard, I will not allow RPS in this challenge, where the people are alive or have died within the last 100 years.
Other than that, though: whatever fandom you choose.
If you share your fics on tumblr, please tag them as #summerspice25
You will find the full list of prompts underneath the cut!
01: Loud Sex
02: Whipping
03: Predicament Bondage
04: Face Sitting
05: Table Sex
06: Threesome
07: Doggy Style
08: Anal Sex
09: Kneeling
10: Blindfolds
11: Overstimulation
12: Slapping
13: Marking
14: Clothed Sex
15: Handcuffs
16: Cock Warming
17: Altar Sex
18: Blood Play
19: Butt Plug
20: Forced Masturbation
21: Outdoor Sex
22: Vaginal Sex
23: Spanking
24: Spreader Bar
25: Nipple Play
26: Bukkake
27: Temperature Play
28: Aphrodisiac
29: Public Sex
30: Leash
31: Swallowing
32: Breath Play
33: Humiliation
34: Tied to the Wall
35: Cane
36: Massage
37: Mutual Masturbation
38: Begging
39: Anal Sex
40: Upside down
41: Body Worship
42: Bath Sex
43: Orgy
44: Reverse Cowgirl
45: Anal Fisting
46: Denial
47: Suspension Bondage
48: Blood Drinking
49: Outdoor Sex
50: Post-Coital Cuddling
Alternatives
01: Dirty Talk
02: Hand Job
03: Car Sex
04: Striptease
05: Edgeplay
06: Foursome
07: Urination/Golden Shower
08: Cock Cage
09: Collar
10: Sex Magic
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Shadowheart thinks she’s so edgy and mysterious but deep down inside she is all about the dad jokes.
Bonus:

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speaking of patreon sketches, here's a Nocturne assortment through the months
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speaking of patreon sketches, here's a Nocturne assortment through the months
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Couple loose hair Shadowhearts from recent patreon requests<3 plus an extra under the cut bc theres boob
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smut prompt #19? 👀
Hot off the presses. https://archiveofourown.org/works/65486992
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I always have to think of this when someone writes Dj Shadowheart
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Genius Things to Do When You’re Stuck in Your Plot...
Make a fake conspiracy board connecting every character like you're solving a murder. Use string, post-its, color-coded chaos. Even if your book isn’t a thriller, this helps you spot secret relationships, hidden motivations, and “oh crap, this character actually caused that moment three chapters later” reveals.
Write a therapy session transcript for your protagonist. What would they say to a stranger? What wouldn’t they say? What does the therapist pick up on that they don’t? (Also: gives you instant internal conflict fuel.)
Record a fake podcast episode where your villain is a guest. The topic? “Why I Was Right and Everyone Else Is Just Soft.” Let them monologue. Let them get unhinged. You’ll learn so much about their worldview and how they justify their chaos.
Assign zodiac signs to all your main characters and write how they’d react to a haunted house. Not because astrology is the answer—but because forcing your brain to imagine characters in weird situations unlocks surprising truths. (Your Scorpio would definitely flirt with the ghost. Your Virgo brought sage.)
Write the worst possible ending to your story on purpose. Like, make it hilariously bad. Deus ex machina, everyone dies, aliens show up—it doesn’t matter. Sometimes mocking your plot actually helps you figure out what doesn’t work so you can reverse-engineer what does.
Do a “what if this happened instead?” daydream session in the shower or on a walk. No pressure. Just free-thinking. Let your brain go off-road. You might stumble into a better twist, or a softer moment, or a scene that guts you in the best way.
Write the one scene you’re most excited about—now. Even if you “haven’t earned it” yet in the draft. Screw linear order. Give yourself a jolt of joy. That scene might be the key to unlocking everything else.
Make your characters write Yelp reviews about each other. “One star. Always steals my fries. Would still die for him.” This is ridiculous, yes. But it will reveal interpersonal tension you didn’t know was there.
Tell your plot to someone who knows nothing about it—and see where they get confused. Your roommate. Your cat. Your reflection. If you can’t explain it out loud in 2 minutes, it’s probably too complicated. Simplify the heart of the story. Get clear again.
Write a flash-forward epilogue. Even if it never makes it into the book. Where do these characters end up? Who are they now? That can tell you where the real story wants to go—and help you figure out what’s missing along the way.
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