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Apparently this guy was at his mother in law’s house and they were all going through photo albums and he sees he photobombed his wife 11 years before they even met. I fucking love this.

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the stranglehold this image has on my brain. every time someone mentions that they're going to the bathroom my reflexive response is always "go piss girl", like saying "bless you" in response to a sneeze

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mentally taking a drag of my mental cigarette because I don’t smoke but life has been very smokable lately

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I want to be the first person on the moon to shoot a sniper rifle at earth and hit a wasp nest.  my whole life so far is leading up to that moment

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She ride on my Caravan Till i flower

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You’re not depressed. You just need $250,000 in your bank account.

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Fantastic Castle at Twilight (Victor Hugo, 1857)

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"I asked ChatGPT--"

Yeah well, I asked the wasps nest in my attic. It sang its answer so beautifully to me, but I am so very afraid of it. Perhaps it will soothe my itching soul...

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wild west dollins sketch comic inspired by a message from @arcadecarpetgay who is CRAZY AND INSANE and has been a terrible enabler regarding this au ⬇️

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I know some of you joke about making Victor Hugo roll in his grave, but there are small cracks on his tomb in the Pantheon, and I’m telling you: he’s trying to get out

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We're on a new platform with a totally different audience...we have to prove ourselves all over again...convince a totally new group of people to think we're funny and worth your attention....so allow me to drop some of my "A" material....the funniest thing I got.......here goes....... jeef berky

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Allow me to retort 😈

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Im grollo

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Iff the pope was dead I would be at the conclave right nnow so someone is nnt telling, the truth

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I have no time for these joke’s im a priest