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do you think Sniper would make a good cowboy
Already is.
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Would you rather be a cowboy a pirate or a samurai
You serious?
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If you're hot maybe you should take that shirt off...
I think I got threatened by the law not long ago, no can do.
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Ain't you just a charmer.
- Lillian
Lillian!
Good to see ya, doll. Hope you're dandy.
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Damn. Condolences.
Sex?

Please?
Nope.
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Fuck hot girl summer I need hot Engie summer
Fella, I'm hotter'n the Devil's ballsack in this damn desert. Don't worry.
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Strong aura...
Mighty kind.
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My dog↓ likes ya
:3
Ain't sure about that.
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Also pspspsps I drew yew
👁👁

So erm, ya
Holy crud! Been a long time since one'a these. Damn, Pardner, thank ya kindly. Looks splendid.
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U-um HI ENGIE *gives him a box of chocolates and then runs away blushing*
- kim ❤️
Much obliged.
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I ate all your metal, I’m sorry Engie :(
(It was very tasty)
Say it ain't so.
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It really is hot girl summer when there’s people asking you and Sniper for suggestive favors…..
They always are. Does that make it a toasty woman winter?
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I dunno how you and the rest of RED team converse with us, but I find it funny to imagine one singular, old, rickety, boxy computer (supplied by Administration, of course) that everyone has to take turns on throughout the day to answer questions and the like
We'd made that work. Mann Co just issued us all these funny cellphone thingies. I got a few copies to fuss with.
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Sex?

Please?
Nope.
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im going to ship you to the middle of the ocean
You'd be surprised how many resources I know out there. Poseidon n I go way back.
Anywho, why?
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im going to black magic you into going through my period instead of me
Darn.
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