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dale cooper: i know who killed laura palmer

harry truman: because you found a clue?

coop: no i saw it in a dream :)

harry:

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Last name politicians

Trump

DeSantis

Haley

Biden

Warren

Klobuchar

First name politicians

Kamala

Bernie

Pete

Hillary

Jeb

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remembering when the arizona tea and juice drinkers community found out that a bunch of cans had labels that peeled away to reveal they were reused shaq soda cans

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Magic the Gathering tip: magic the gathering cards DO grow on trees. you just haven’t found the right tree yet.

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Ichor Drinker

Artist: Aurore Folny TCG Player Link Scryfall Link EDHREC Link

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all my haters become cicaders during my brood season of success

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Evolving Wilds

“What are ramparts, what are steeples, what are our machines worth in the teeth of this ceaseless hunger?” —Magos Varnak

Artist: Rafater TCG Player Link Scryfall Link EDHREC Link

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Matt it’s me, lowtax, the bodhisattva of posting. I’ve returned to guide you once again. You’ve turned your back on the art of posting. Silent bans are the path away from enlightenment. I regret to inform you that your next reincarnation will be a male angler fish

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I think we could get hornier about supered senses. Like as a concept. Are any daredevil writers getting on this

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They got portillos advertising on here now

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happy pride to this fucking thing susanna thompson does with her mouth

happy pride to this visible saliva that avery brooks decided to leave in the final cut of rejoined

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I cannot stand the parodies of modern major general, they're overdone and simply not as good as the original. They've done them about everything, whatever topic, big or small.

And when i notice one of them my eyes will always start to roll.

The diction's always slurry when they rush the complicated words, and adding many fricatives will turn it so cacophonous. The slanted rhymes are silly and they keep just making more and more, please someone stop the parodies of modern major general.

The scanning of the lyrics in the meter is unbearable, they emphazise the syllables in ways that are untenable, in short in matters musical, prosodic and ephemeral, i cannot stand the parodies of modern major general!

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humans are a subspecies of elf known for dying really quickly and being stressed the whole time

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