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Feeling this rn-

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Bro I sniffed the air like it was freshly baked bread I can’t even lie. @monsters-fear-me says it’s ‘concerning’ but he says that about most of my hobbies.

someone mentioned cannibalism and my ears perked up like i’m a dog or something bruh fuck my life

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BHAhAHAHAHAAH

i make myself laugh

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Funny, coming from someone who bowed the moment Strahd looked your way. Let’s not pretend your crown wasn’t bought with betrayal.

Don’t talk about broken men when you traded family for a title.

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@monsters-fear-me, how do you deal with the goth aesthetic of this place? Every single rock, cloud, and skeleton is trying to remind me that I’m in the “spooky” zone. Like, I’m already dead inside, I don’t need Barovia’s reminders.

Woke up hungry. Merlin says I need to ‘pace myself.’ Punched a tree instead of a person. Tree is fine. My knuckles aren’t. Celeste keeps looking at me like I’m a kicked dog. This is hell.

@monsters-fear-me plz lemme kill (just once i swear).

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Okay, Barovia, now you’re messing with me. I just saw a wolf give me the side-eye, like it knows I’ve got blood issues. That wolf’s gotta be in on it somehow. 🙄🐺

Woke up hungry. Merlin says I need to ‘pace myself.’ Punched a tree instead of a person. Tree is fine. My knuckles aren’t. Celeste keeps looking at me like I’m a kicked dog. This is hell.

@monsters-fear-me plz lemme kill (just once i swear).

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Merlin: “Tell me what happened.” Me: “You know what happened.” Merlin: “I want you to say it.” Me: “I lost control.” Merlin: “And?” Me: “And if they hadn’t been strong enough— if I hadn’t—” grits teeth “I would have killed them.” Merlin: nods “And yet, here we are. You stopped. That matters.” Me: “Does it? Really?” Merlin: “Yes. Because if you didn’t care, you wouldn’t be this angry at yourself.” Me: “I don’t want to be a monster.” Merlin: “Then don’t be.” Me: frustrated “It’s not that simple!” Merlin: “I know. But neither is giving up.”

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Celeste: “Izek. What did you do?” Me: “...Nothing.” Celeste: crosses arms Me: “...Possibly something.” Celeste: narrows eyes Me: “Okay, definitely something, but it was an accident!” Celeste: “What kind of accident!?” Me: mutters “...Took too much.” Celeste: “What!?” Me: “Took too much! He passed out, okay?! But Merlin fixed it.” Celeste: “MERLIN.” Merlin: “It was... a learning experience.” Celeste: “HE ALMOST KILLED SOMEONE.” Merlin: “Okay but almost.”

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Celeste: “You don’t have to look so miserable all the time, you know.” Me: “Celeste, my entire existence is now a war between ‘murder is bad’ and ‘mmm, snacks.’” Celeste: horrified silence Merlin: approving nod “Good self-awareness.”

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Someone cut their hand at camp. I walked away. Merlin gave me an approving nod. I do not like the way he nodded at me. It felt like a “good boy” nod. I am leaving.

Woke up hungry. Merlin says I need to ‘pace myself.’ Punched a tree instead of a person. Tree is fine. My knuckles aren’t. Celeste keeps looking at me like I’m a kicked dog. This is hell.

@monsters-fear-me plz lemme kill (just once i swear).

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Actual convo i had with Mer

Merlin: “You should drink small amounts at regular intervals instead of waiting until you're starving.” Me: “You are asking me to meal prep my blood addiction.” Merlin: Nods approvingly.

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Merlin says I should try to think of blood like a "medicinal supplement" instead of a "deep, all-consuming craving." Okay. Then why does everyone around me suddenly look like walking bottles of fine wine.

Woke up hungry. Merlin says I need to ‘pace myself.’ Punched a tree instead of a person. Tree is fine. My knuckles aren’t. Celeste keeps looking at me like I’m a kicked dog. This is hell.

@monsters-fear-me plz lemme kill (just once i swear).

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Didn’t immediately think about draining the innkeeper dry when he brought breakfast. Progress. Merlin smirked at me. Almost relapsed just to spite him. Celeste says she’s proud. I grumbled. She hugged me anyway. Still hungry, but… manageable. I guess.

Woke up hungry. Merlin says I need to ‘pace myself.’ Punched a tree instead of a person. Tree is fine. My knuckles aren’t. Celeste keeps looking at me like I’m a kicked dog. This is hell.

@monsters-fear-me plz lemme kill (just once i swear).

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Gave in. Took a little. Didn’t kill. Felt… better? Still hate it. Still hate me. Celeste hugged me. Merlin said ‘See? Told you.’ Punched him. Feeling much better now.

Woke up hungry. Merlin says I need to ‘pace myself.’ Punched a tree instead of a person. Tree is fine. My knuckles aren’t. Celeste keeps looking at me like I’m a kicked dog. This is hell.

@monsters-fear-me plz lemme kill (just once i swear).

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Still starving. Still angry. Everything smells like a meal. Merlin made me practice ‘breathing exercises.’ I don’t breathe. He just wanted me to sit there and suffer. I hate him. (He’s right.)

Woke up hungry. Merlin says I need to ‘pace myself.’ Punched a tree instead of a person. Tree is fine. My knuckles aren’t. Celeste keeps looking at me like I’m a kicked dog. This is hell.

@monsters-fear-me plz lemme kill (just once i swear).

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Merlin says controlled feeding is possible. That I don’t have to kill. That I can ‘sip.’ Do I look like the kind of man who sips? Celeste tried to make it better by offering her arm. Almost threw up. Progress?

Woke up hungry. Merlin says I need to ‘pace myself.’ Punched a tree instead of a person. Tree is fine. My knuckles aren’t. Celeste keeps looking at me like I’m a kicked dog. This is hell.

@monsters-fear-me plz lemme kill (just once i swear).

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Woke up hungry. Merlin says I need to ‘pace myself.’ Punched a tree instead of a person. Tree is fine. My knuckles aren’t. Celeste keeps looking at me like I’m a kicked dog. This is hell.

@monsters-fear-me plz lemme kill (just once i swear).