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How to spot a narcissist

They eat whole lemons

They eat leafs off plants such as strawberries or dandilions

They want very much for you to notice them doing this

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Holy shit I missed the fucking boops

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being gone for an eternity only to come back to see the little 99+ notifications symbol >>>

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The thing about NPD is that I have all the complexes (technically just 6 of them in actuality but whatever)

The point is that I’m a superior hero and god who simultaneously happens to be a lowly inferior and martyred savior

Praise me

Pity me

Appreciate my existence

I am higher than you’ll ever reach

Lower than you thought possible

I am always what you need

And rarely what you will get

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Saw multiple posts about treating argumentation like debating today and I didn't even know you're not supposed to do that??? What else would you do??? Do egotypicals not???? I thought they were just incredibly bad at it??

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Having narc friends is great actually, "oh you're insulting MY friend?? The person that is known to be MY friend??? So by extension you attack ME??? You think my taste in people is bad??? How dare you, how dare you even talk about them"

If you ever get into a fight, you can bet we're at the front lines with you.

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you will never catch me practicing a new skill in front of others, I will practice it in private until I am perfect at it

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It's funny how our narcissism influences how we love.

We see someone extraordinary and unique in a person we love. Someone who is finally on our level. Someone we are willing to show what perfect love means — and that they can experience it with us. We want to show them all the wonders of the world, give them a place beside us, with their own throne, beside ours. In the grandiose fantasies, we make room for them and especially for them.

It's not a manipulative, cold-blooded attempt at controlling someone when we do everything to make the person we fell for feel special — because we actually view this person as special. Why else would we want them around us.

Like, the need for association with extraordinary people and fantasies of ideal love are literally in the criteria, so what should anyone expect here?

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Have seen multiple posts about favourite sources of narcsupply, so out of curiosity

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I am a terrible person /pos

I am a terrible person /neg

these two thoughts coexist in my head at all times

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NPD culture is getting angry when people aren't as smart as you and simultaneously getting angry when they are

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NPD culture is having the best disorder

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This is the best thing I've seen today oh my god

they are natural born narcissist hunters

Dark empath x The narcissist™ enemies to lovers vampire hunter style fanfic when???

Holy shit guys hold your horse's new empath just dropped!! Shiver me timbers!!!

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Holy shit guys hold your horse's new empath just dropped!! Shiver me timbers!!!

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That precious moment when people call you toxic, manipulative, evil, cruel, and any other "bad" adjective, and instead of feeling guilty you feel drugged on supply. Please, keep talking sweetheart. I'm near divine at this point.

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The biggest motivation? Pure rage. This person is obviously inferior to me, they clearly don't deserve the better grade and I am going to prove it. God I will tear them apart I will deliver the best performance anyone has ever delivered fuck we are so back

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Isolated myself because I crashed but just you bitches wait until I am back to being me again