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food thats bad webweave

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i really do fucking love the train. i sit it goes we arrive etc

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im thinking about getting everything in my whole life sorted tomorrow maybe

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sometimes true love is a half dozen cats in a cottage, a library of deadly and crimes-against-gods magic books and the exandrian equivalent of a green card marriage to keep your wanted criminal of a life partner out of fantasy jail all while you flip off your own country's government and mi6 from a lecture hall in front of the impressionable young minds of said country teaching them how be gay and do crime on the empires paycheck

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Yesterday my sister was going to complain about how things could have been different with our parents but stopped herself and said "No use treading through the multiverse"

Sooo true bestie that's going straight into my lexicon

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bells hells band au?

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so a Blorbo is a type of spiritual chew toy, i gather

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To have the highest incarceration per capita rate in the world, Vatican City would need to imprison 13 people.

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yeah actually we removed the big bad wolf from the little red riding hood story because portraying violence against minors is really messed up. yeah. yeah also the wolf narrative was really predatory and had had some icky grooming vibes and a fable meant for literal children shouldn’t have implied p*do shit and grape so now little red riding hood goes into the woods and nothing happens and she goes to grandma’s house. don’t worry our kids will still stick to the path and know not to follow to wolves implicitly because we told them to and children should always do as their told. just like little red riding hood does now.

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You have this post till midnight September 1st 2025, you may do whatever you like with it, but afterwards reblogs will be turned off

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I like that the entire response from Yoshi P as an official statement is just like:

You're on trial for modding the game and while most of the community is probably playing it close to the chest, there is a the loud vocal, hopefully, minority that incriminating themselves and the quiet, hopefully, majority while on the stand in front of SquareEnix.

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AUGUST IS OVER??????

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My friend just sent me the greatest home listing I think I have ever seen

I mean, check out this beutiful riverside home! Double garage! Upstairs access from the outside! Lets check out the inside

Open concept kitchen, nice, nice

Oh, the whole Floorplan seems to be open concept. Okay! That floor is a little odd, but not a deal breaker.

That bathroom could use an update

Need to change out that curtain

Okay, let's go take a look at the back yard!

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