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At their ages, Gerry and the Pacemakers actually DO wear pacemakers !

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Egyptians have strong Sphinxter muscles ...

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This is in no way, shape, or form ...

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I keep begging the question ...

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I once disappeared without a trace, and then reappeared without a trace ...

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I'm going to miss me when I die ...

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No weapons of mass destruction were found in my large intestine. Why ? Because they did a Colin Powellonoscopy on me ...

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My pet crustaceans are being so shellfish !

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I was thinking of wishing you the best of health, but unfortunately that is not possible ...

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I got into an argument with someone on an elevator. They were wrong on so many levels ...

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I keep coming to more or less the same conclusion ...

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In a couple of decades, people are going to look back ...

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I wish that we could go back to unhappier times ...

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I was created in my own image ...

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I used to be fully modo, but now I'm just quasi modo ...

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My wife wears tight underwear, and it really affects her bottom line ...

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I think I have Michelin tires on my car but I'm not en tire ly sure ...