stu-stays-screaming

[stu-stays-screaming]

I don't need help

I need Billy to break into my room and spoon me 🙄

You good man

@tatummmmm

I'm good man :)

You think you'd get used to passing out for weeks on end but nope

I can't tell if it's from the partying or from the uh, death by TV :P but I'm good!

[stu-stays-screaming]

You good man

@tatummmmm

I'm good man :)

You think you'd get used to passing out for weeks on end but nope

I can't tell if it's from the partying or from the uh, death by TV :P but I'm good!

[stu-stays-screaming]

STU IS BACK???????? MATTHEW PLEASE DONT BE FUCKING W US DEAR GOD😭😭

[stu-stays-screaming]

...

Time to contemplate shit

Are you jealous that Billy had me with a woman and not you?

@sam-carpenter-101

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Uh- no, haha... That's ridiculous...

I mean, only chicks can get pregnant, so I can't exactly be JEALOUS of a woman

But, I'll have you know that Billy likes me WAY more than the slut that conceived you.

Jesus fucking Christ, I'm so jealous. Why can't Billy just fill me up and impregnate me??? This is sexism or whatever. I wish he and I could live together and fuck and kiss and hold hands and raise kids and-

[stu-stays-screaming]

😃😄😃

You're telling me Billy's in love with me?

You're joking, right?

Goddamn, I'm old. I thought I was supposed to be dead by now

Are you jealous that Billy had me with a woman and not you?

@sam-carpenter-101

...

Uh- no, haha... That's ridiculous...

I mean, only chicks can get pregnant, so I can't exactly be JEALOUS of a woman

But, I'll have you know that Billy likes me WAY more than the slut that conceived you.

Jesus fucking Christ, I'm so jealous. Why can't Billy just fill me up and impregnate me??? This is sexism or whatever. I wish he and I could live together and fuck and kiss and hold hands and raise kids and-

[stu-stays-screaming]

Right, right...

Must've been a real shock, finding out she was... Ka-pewww..

Hm.

Well, how are you doin', Dewey?

Hello, officer...

(– @stu-stays-screaming)

Hi… do you need something?

[stu-stays-screaming]

Cool.

I like watermelons.

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Do you actually want to socialise or did your dad force you to talk to me? 'Cause I am perfectly fine with not talking 😁

I am awful at talking to kids

Are you jealous that Billy had me with a woman and not you?

@sam-carpenter-101

...

Uh- no, haha... That's ridiculous...

I mean, only chicks can get pregnant, so I can't exactly be JEALOUS of a woman

But, I'll have you know that Billy likes me WAY more than the slut that conceived you.

Jesus fucking Christ, I'm so jealous. Why can't Billy just fill me up and impregnate me??? This is sexism or whatever. I wish he and I could live together and fuck and kiss and hold hands and raise kids and-

[stu-stays-screaming]

Good, good…

Just, uh.. making small talk and shit :)

… What do you like.

Are you jealous that Billy had me with a woman and not you?

@sam-carpenter-101

...

Uh- no, haha... That's ridiculous...

I mean, only chicks can get pregnant, so I can't exactly be JEALOUS of a woman

But, I'll have you know that Billy likes me WAY more than the slut that conceived you.

Jesus fucking Christ, I'm so jealous. Why can't Billy just fill me up and impregnate me??? This is sexism or whatever. I wish he and I could live together and fuck and kiss and hold hands and raise kids and-

[stu-stays-screaming]

Yeah? How are you two?

Any murderous killers try to cut you up recently?

Are you jealous that Billy had me with a woman and not you?

@sam-carpenter-101

...

Uh- no, haha... That's ridiculous...

I mean, only chicks can get pregnant, so I can't exactly be JEALOUS of a woman

But, I'll have you know that Billy likes me WAY more than the slut that conceived you.

Jesus fucking Christ, I'm so jealous. Why can't Billy just fill me up and impregnate me??? This is sexism or whatever. I wish he and I could live together and fuck and kiss and hold hands and raise kids and-

[stu-stays-screaming]

You're so right, I'm legit awesome at this.

I would've been an amazing therapist if I actually gave a shit about people.

So, what's up with you and your man? Your malewife? Your boytoy? Your partner in crime, perhaps?

I don't know dick about relationships, these are just what Billy calls me

Are you jealous that Billy had me with a woman and not you?

@sam-carpenter-101

...

Uh- no, haha... That's ridiculous...

I mean, only chicks can get pregnant, so I can't exactly be JEALOUS of a woman

But, I'll have you know that Billy likes me WAY more than the slut that conceived you.

Jesus fucking Christ, I'm so jealous. Why can't Billy just fill me up and impregnate me??? This is sexism or whatever. I wish he and I could live together and fuck and kiss and hold hands and raise kids and-

[stu-stays-screaming]

You look just like if a man and a woman had a baby 😌

You have your father's DNA and your mother's genetics 😁

You are a woman (that should make you feel empowered) 😀

Let's go, Sammy, let's go 🙌🙌

Are you jealous that Billy had me with a woman and not you?

@sam-carpenter-101

...

Uh- no, haha... That's ridiculous...

I mean, only chicks can get pregnant, so I can't exactly be JEALOUS of a woman

But, I'll have you know that Billy likes me WAY more than the slut that conceived you.

Jesus fucking Christ, I'm so jealous. Why can't Billy just fill me up and impregnate me??? This is sexism or whatever. I wish he and I could live together and fuck and kiss and hold hands and raise kids and-

[stu-stays-screaming]

Uhhh

Do you want me to confront your dad or somethin', 'cause I'm not the best at that 😰

I can offer moral support 😀

Are you jealous that Billy had me with a woman and not you?

@sam-carpenter-101

...

Uh- no, haha... That's ridiculous...

I mean, only chicks can get pregnant, so I can't exactly be JEALOUS of a woman

But, I'll have you know that Billy likes me WAY more than the slut that conceived you.

Jesus fucking Christ, I'm so jealous. Why can't Billy just fill me up and impregnate me??? This is sexism or whatever. I wish he and I could live together and fuck and kiss and hold hands and raise kids and-

[stu-stays-screaming]

Sorry. I forget women have feelings sometimes 😔

...

How are ya', Sammy?

Are you jealous that Billy had me with a woman and not you?

@sam-carpenter-101

...

Uh- no, haha... That's ridiculous...

I mean, only chicks can get pregnant, so I can't exactly be JEALOUS of a woman

But, I'll have you know that Billy likes me WAY more than the slut that conceived you.

Jesus fucking Christ, I'm so jealous. Why can't Billy just fill me up and impregnate me??? This is sexism or whatever. I wish he and I could live together and fuck and kiss and hold hands and raise kids and-

[stu-stays-screaming]

Shut up, bitch, I fucked your dad and he LIKED it 🖕🖕🖕

ahem

Sorry. I am A-OK 😁👌

Are you jealous that Billy had me with a woman and not you?

@sam-carpenter-101

...

Uh- no, haha... That's ridiculous...

I mean, only chicks can get pregnant, so I can't exactly be JEALOUS of a woman

But, I'll have you know that Billy likes me WAY more than the slut that conceived you.

Jesus fucking Christ, I'm so jealous. Why can't Billy just fill me up and impregnate me??? This is sexism or whatever. I wish he and I could live together and fuck and kiss and hold hands and raise kids and-

[stu-stays-screaming]

You heard me. What, are you stupid now? I figured that was my job 😒

Please tell Loomis that he's a kissboy

@notbillyloomis

The people want me to tell you you're a kissboy

[stu-stays-screaming]

Are you jealous that Billy had me with a woman and not you?

@sam-carpenter-101

...

Uh- no, haha... That's ridiculous...

I mean, only chicks can get pregnant, so I can't exactly be JEALOUS of a woman

But, I'll have you know that Billy likes me WAY more than the slut that conceived you.

Jesus fucking Christ, I'm so jealous. Why can't Billy just fill me up and impregnate me??? This is sexism or whatever. I wish he and I could live together and fuck and kiss and hold hands and raise kids and-

[stu-stays-screaming]

Just sayin' hi

How's that girlfriend of yours, or whatever?

The news girl.. dressed like a jolly green giant.. name that sounds like a weather reporter..?

Hello, officer...

(– @stu-stays-screaming)

Hi… do you need something?