Hello ladies! My name's Stuart, and I'm just a 6'7" Englishman looking for love in the Hollywood Hills (I can see the H from my house! My house with a hot tub). If you have any questions or love resumés, feel free to leave me an ask in my messages. Please note that I won't date anyone outside of the 18-75 age bracket, and that I am strictly heterosexual. Sorry fellas! Not actually sorry though, and please don't send me a love resumé if you're a man, I'll delete it immediately.
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This is the end... Of this specific blog
I’m moving over to a new blog due to the tumblr hacking crisis. This also affects all of my sideblogs which I will reblog this to. If you want to follow me still my new url will be:
http://well-spoken-rambler.tumblr.com/
Thank you all for your interest, I’ll see you when I see you!
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Oh for fuck's sake. The one day of the year that I try to brush the cobwebs off this old domain and I've been locked out of my account! This is why you don't tie your account to an email that you had to delete for personal (hate messages) reasons! And they won't let me change it! A* web design Tumblr, no seriously well done.
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Favorite childhood memory?
No specific ones, but seeing the grandparents down in Godrevy was usually fun.LA is a lot sunnier than Cornwall though, so my current life has my past beat I'm afraid.
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[looks into the smudged distance] will my glasses ever be clean
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Your IT department still doesn't quite have a grip on its assets then? The more things change...
Not to disrespect them! I’m sure they’re all trying their hardest!
A huge thanks to Miss Dilly for teaching me how to use this bloody site again after the most recent ‘important update’.
Tossers.
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Would you be able to write a good Los Angeles survival guide?
Well, I've definitely been around the block a couple of times! Writing's not really one of my strong suits though.Still, maybe when I'm an old man I could write some erotic memoirs; right now I'm more focused on making the memories in the first place!
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Do you have any siblings?
...Just a younger sister. Haven't really kept up with her.
Bit of a touchy subject.
((mun: this is why))
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Ever had paint smeared on your glasses?
Not since primary school, no: once bitten, twice shy. Glasses are expensive!
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Glasses problems
You can’t find your glasses without your glasses
your eyes always hurt for some reason or another
getting a new pair is both hellish and exciting
you’re ALWAYS fidgeting with them. the never fit perfectly
when they do fit perfectly something happens that throws them off
having glasses
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What's a 'love resumé when it's at home? :/
It’s just a bit about yourself: age, location, measurements; the usual. Just so I can get an idea of whether you’re worth my time or not.
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((Note: the events of the movie haven't happened yet, I'm gonna say this is the Christmas that resulted in the pic on Stuart's fridge in the movie))
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What are you doing for Christmas?
Mistletoe on a stick!No, probably just me, Jessica and a couple of other friends.
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'Another treat in mind?' Hmm.... How about a trick instead? *Holds up a dead rattlesnake*
ARRRGH
(door slams shut)
#((fyi anon I am making special privileges for you#this blog is run as if it were stuart sat at his desk in front of his computer))#Anonymous
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Trick or Treat!
Arrrgh, sorry, I don't really do the "giving out candy" thing.
Unless you had another treat in mind...
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