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When he speaks french😍

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Hermione: Did you need something?

Draco: Yeah. I just wanted you to know, I didn't like that. Seeing you kiss Weasley... I didn't like it at all.

Hermione: No?

Draco: I think I've been pretty clear about that. The question is, what would you like?

Hermione: To stop playing games.

Draco: Meaning what?

Hermione: [turns and faces him] This. [kisses him]

Draco: That, I liked.

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Krummy

Hermione: “Yeah, Viktor is really great. He is just so smart-”

Draco: “…I’m smart”

Hermione: “and very athletic, all that Quidditch keeps him incredibly fit, you know-

Draco: “I play Quidditch..”

Hermione: “He really is an excellent seeker, one of the best-”

Draco: “I’m an excellent seeker! Dammit, Granger!”

Hermione: “Oh, hi Draco. I didn’t see you there. We were just talking about-”

Draco: “KRUM, YES I KNOW!”

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Hermione: There have been countless studies that show that all of the most successful babies have been born in September. Because they're the oldest in their class.

Draco: One reason I support your theory is that it means we can have sex right now.

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Preach it, brother.

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The hero we need. (via orangegills)

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#college students

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snapchat, insta, and quidditch=games that gryffindor just can’t lose. 

amazing illos & hilarz captions created exclusively for SparkNotes by the awesome @sasmilledge

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Vintage women being badass. You’re welcome.

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Types of Humor

Gryffindor: dirty jokes, do-it-for-the-vine, loud and hearty guffaws, physical pranks, at themselves and each other, knee-slapping, random tickling attacks, tears of relief and joy, raucous celebratory laughter

Ravenclaw: high and clear, musical laughter, intelligent jokes, punchlines, horrible wordplay and puns, obscure inside jokes, mischievous twinkles, waiting for the other shoe to drop, elaborate pranks

Hufflepuff: warm and chuckling laughter, snorting milk, sputtering water, laughing until you can't breathe, teasing and ribbing, team-effort pranks, false innocence, irony, the onion headlines, dad jokes

Slytherin: dark jokes, lets-play-serious-or-joking, best friend insults, throw your head back laughter, red face and teary eyes, knowing smirks, weird news, lewis carroll, inventive pranks, dangerous dares

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Reblog if you have read fan fiction better than some published books

Help me prove a point

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That actually make sense

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Hermione: So you don't think about the future?

Draco: No.

Hermione: Never?

Draco: No.

Hermione: You really don't care what happens a year from now? Five years from now?

Draco: Granger, when I look into the future, all I see is you! All I want is you.

Hermione: I know the feeling.

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Joys that Harry Potter Movie Only Fans will never know:

-How amazing Oliver Wood actually is OMG

-Dudley Dursley’s character development

-“ARE YOU A WITCH OR NOT?!”

-Minerva McGonagall, Quidditch Fanatic

-Luna Lovegood, Quidditch Commentator

-RON WEASLEY IS BRAVE.

-GINNY WEASLEY IS AMAZING

-Sirius and Crookshanks: Ultimate Bromance

-“Ooh, you look much tastier than Crabbe and Goyle, Harry!”

-KREACHER’S CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT

-“I FELL IN THE LAKE!”

-Dean Thomas/Luna Lovegood Platonicship OMG

-Remus showing off Baby Photos

-Percy coming to his senses and finally making a joke

-“‘Probably trying to get rid of a Wrackspurt,’ said Harry, who recognized the symptoms.”

-Pigwidgeon

-Amnesiac Gilderoy Lockhart

-Dobby’s ever growing mismatched sock collection

-“FOR MASTER REGELUS!”

-Most of Tonks’s actual character

-Bill and Fleur’s actual relationship

-“ARE YOU A WIZARD OR NOT?!”

-Potterwatch

-Hermione’s growing political awareness and activism

-The entire school (-slytherins) standing to defend Harry from Pansy Parkinson

-100+ pages of backstory, 10x the character depth and development

Pains that Harry Potter Movie Only Fans will never know:

-“He was tiny in death”

-Molly Weasley’s boggart

-Meeting Neville’s parents

-Re-reading Prisoner of Azkaban and realizing that the nice man who helped Harry with his homework and gave him free sundaes dies in the sixth book.

-“He had no memory of being hugged like this, as though by a mother”

-Remus feeling so ashamed of being a werewolf that he thinks his family is better off without him

-Regulus Black’s full story

-Harry having to drag Percy away from Fred’s body

-Molly Weasley giving Harry a family heirloom for his 17th birthday

-Dean Thomas never knew his father, because he was a wizard and was killed by Death Eaters

-Peter Pettigrew didn’t even have the chance to redeem himself

-Frank Bryce was a war veteran who was blamed by his entire town for Voldemort’s crimes, and then Voldemort murdered him

-Harry not saying goodbye to Ron, Hermione, or Ginny, because he knows he won’t be strong enough to go through with it if he does

-“ ‘Does it hurt?’ The childish question had fallen from Harry’s lips before he could stop it. ‘Dying? Not at all,’ said Sirius. ‘Quicker and easier than falling asleep.’ ”

-The full story of Ariana and the Dumbledore family

-Winky’s entire existence, and all she suffers

-Andromeda Tonks losing her entire family

-“’NO!’ The scream was the more terrible because he had never expected or dreamed that Professor McGonagall could make such a sound.”

-100+ pages of backstory, 10x the character depth and development, over half of it leading to more pain and despair

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Potterhead knew better

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My sister and I consistently text about Harry Potter multiple times a week when one of us thinks of a question. Honestly I wish all my friends in my life were this great. 

(Today’s convo ½)