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i love being a little freak on tumblr nobody can stop me
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“that’s my girl” “just like that baby” “so proud of you” “being such a good girl for me” asdffgghjjkll ♥︎
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what’s a little sexual torture between mutuals
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can you take pictures of me with it in my mouth please and thank you
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it’s awfully tumblr of me to be feral and horny one minute and deeply lonely and sad the next
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beauty standards are so fucked up what happened to i love your body because it's you. what then.
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Making her beg for disgusting things in that adorable voice of hers
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Hey, take it from someone creeping towards 40:
Ignore the fun police.
If you like it, order your steak well done. Get your bagel toasted with jam and butter. Put ice in your scotch and ketchup on your hotdog. Get red wine with fish and white with steak. Who cares?
If you want to, listen to pop music. Watch blockbuster popcorn flicks. Read dime store novels. Enjoy them.
Dye your hair or cut it off. Paint your fingernails blue. Wear whatever the fuck you want on your own time (ie, when not at a job or school or whatever where you can get penalized for breaking rules) as long as you aren’t like welding or shoveling snow.
Anyone who tries to tell you you’re wrong? Say “okay” and go back to what you were doing. You’re not hurting them by enjoying yourself or having things the way you like them.
There are no caveats or addendums to this. No “but what about x?” Nah. You’re allowed the things you like. You don’t have to justify your taste or apologize for it if it’s not hurting anyone.
And likewise, let other people live their lives. We’re all dead in the long run, so tend your own garden before you become fertilizer in it.
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I’ve been reading Dracula for the first time, im about halfway through, here’s my take on it so far

The polycule learns about monster hunting
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Very Real Mushroom Anime (1997)
Wanted to try making a fake screenshot with my mushrooms in a retro anime style!
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if this gets 100,000 notes then i, the worlds greatest space agency will personally shoot donald trump into the sun
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