objectum but mostly towards plushies and tech. he/it, 21, 🏳️⚧️
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can someone hire me as a lighthouse keeper. my grip on reality is soooo stable and i will behave so normally under conditions of extreme isolation. and i promise i wont try to fuck the light
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"I don't like objectum because it can be harmful"
Anything can be harmful. Water can be harmful. You have no idea what you're talking about and taking what other people say despite them never having any proof or degrees to suggest they know what they're talking about.
Do relationships scare me do to 3 separate things that's happened in my life? Yes.
Am I treating and object like I would a real partner? No.
Do I have a hard time with humans? Yes
Am I ignoring eveyone and replacing socialization with objects? No.
I won't deny MY objectum likely comes from being autistic, trauma, and lack of family to lean on for emotional support. But those are problems I'd still have even if I wasn't objectum.
I find computers and CRTs attractive, I find even more of an emotional connection to plushies. I know they're incapable of sharing this feeling because they're just objects.
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Sorry I kept calling that inanimate object a "lil fella" at the thrift store, it's the objectum in me.
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I adore him and his little hehehehes
All of his laughs oh my god.
I love him I want to make him feel this way forever.
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Going onto the objectum tag like

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Objectum is trending?! Awesome! I love when niche groups I'm in get more attention and more people into the community! But ofcourse losers are mad some people are having fun. Therians used to be the group to hate on and now it's objectums I guess. Some people just gotta run on some harmless group to hate, I guess. Doesn't seem like a fun hobby to me but other people sure seem to. I'll be hugging and patting my objects in the meantime :3
new trend for 2025, objectum.
objectum is basically just a woke term for paraphillia, its my FAVORITE brand of larpers, theyre all dandysworld fans for some reason..
its basically when your mommy and daddy dont love you enough so you turn to objects to dryhump and have a romantic relationship with.
objectum is weird, its not normal, you shouldnt be attracted to a calculator.
this isnt tcc related but its still funny so
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Edgar, darling sweetest boy, he deserves to win <3

fyi im extremely scared of the incomjng shitstorm but uh. Whatever
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A bunch of crt TVs stacked up gives me the same feelings as a big scary monster and I am a monsterfucker.




It's so powerful, dangerous... and alluring. Like it could hypnotize me, make me a peasant for it's godly needs. You know there's wires behind it too.
I could bow down to the wall but it doesn't need such, it's already so tall and powerful. It knows I know, I don't need to make such a show, it already knows everything about me.
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Eveyones giggling with the robot fuckers and having all fun and shits till the objectums walk in and suddenly there's a problem, oh hehe I wanna jerk on their wires is fine for the bot bonkers but the pc plowers can't say that??? How square you gotta be to be against the tech cube lovers?!
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hey look a totally relateable shitpost

im so sorry
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Walmart has lil robot valentine plushies for yall bot fuckers!

Now when they gonna make an old computer plush?
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Plushie Dreadfuls "Autism Spectrum Rabbit"
#smash or pass#plushum#objectum#i know there's some drama about the brand#but this is just about the plush itself
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That’s it that’s the entire movie
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I thought this was an objectum post at first

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When the objects once white plastic has turned yellow


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