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Empyrean Incorrect Quotes
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I post incorrect quotes for the Empyrean series, because I love these characters and I always need more of them. My posting schedule is non existent.Main: @somewhere-in-the-rain
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stupidlybookish · 5 months ago
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Violet, drunk: *points to Xaden* That’s my boyfriend, suckers!
Xaden: Your husband, honey.
Violet: MY HUSBAND! Even better!
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stupidlybookish · 5 months ago
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Violet: You know, aristocrats can be real aggressive, so it’s important to take all necessary precautions when approaching them.
Violet: *honks horn in Halden’s face* GET FUCKED.
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stupidlybookish · 5 months ago
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Sloane: Crushes are the worst!
Dain: I know! Whenever I’m around mine, I always act stupid.
Sloane: Pft, you always act stupid.
Dain:
Dain: Please don’t think on that too hard.
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stupidlybookish · 5 months ago
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oh OH OH OKAY
Violet: Hello, I’m Violet. This is my ex-boyfriend Xaden.
Xaden: I need you to stop introducing me like that.
Xaden: I’m her husband.
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stupidlybookish · 6 months ago
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*Violet and Xaden reach for their food at the same time, their hands touch, very romantic*
Garrick: *reaches for a fry on Imogen’s plate*
Imogen: Get your hands off my food, motherfucker.
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stupidlybookish · 6 months ago
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Xaden: Of course I don’t play favorites among the Cadets.
Xaden: I value all the not-Violets equally.
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stupidlybookish · 6 months ago
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*Ridoc and Sawyer sitting on a bench, looking sad*
Liam: What happened to you two?
Ridoc: Sit down so we can tell you.
Liam: *sits down*
Sawyer: This bench is freshly painted.
Liam:
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stupidlybookish · 6 months ago
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Violet: Prick! I hate you!
Xaden, in his head: Enemies to lovers slow burn, angst with a happy ending, 300k+ words.
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stupidlybookish · 6 months ago
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Violet: I got very unfairly accused of poisoning another cadet.
Xaden: You got framed?!
Violet: No, I did poison the shit out of them, but they didn’t have any proof.
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stupidlybookish · 7 months ago
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First half of Iron Flame summarised:
Violet: Xaden isn’t in love with me.
Rhiannon: Yes he is.
Imogen: Yes he is.
Bodhi: Yes he is.
Ridoc: Yes he is.
Tairn: Yes he is.
Xaden: YES I AM.
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stupidlybookish · 7 months ago
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Tairn: There’s a thin line between being a genius and being an idiot.
Tairn: Violet uses that line like a fucking jump rope.
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stupidlybookish · 8 months ago
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Liam: If you found out you had one day left to live, what would you do?
Violet: Say goodbye to those I love.
Imogen: Something illegal…
Sawyer: Accept my fate.
Xaden: I would message ten people, saying if they didn’t send this message to ten other people, I would die tomorrow.
Liam: Dude… no…
Imogen: Fucking brilliant, can I change my answer?
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stupidlybookish · 8 months ago
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Violet: Hello, I’m Violet. This is my ex-boyfriend Xaden.
Xaden: I need you to stop introducing me like that.
Xaden: I’m her husband.
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stupidlybookish · 8 months ago
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Other people introducing Xaden: This is Lieutenant Xaden Riorson, shadow-wielder and Duke of Aretia, leader of the Tyrrish rebellion. 
Xaden introducing himself: Hi, I'm Violet’s boyfriend.
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stupidlybookish · 8 months ago
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Xaden: You can't make everyone like you, you're not Violet.
Dain: What? Not everyone likes Violet.
Xaden, now offended: Who doesn't like Violet?
Dain: ...well—
Xaden: Names, now. Give me their names.
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stupidlybookish · 8 months ago
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Violet: *cries out in pain*
Xaden: *bursts into the room* GET AWAY FROM— There’s no danger here…
Violet: I used sanitiser but I forgot about the paper cut on my finger.
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stupidlybookish · 8 months ago
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Violet: Can you at least try to look at things from my point of view?
Xaden: *crouches down to Violet’s height*
Violet: I hate you.
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