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Violet, drunk: *points to Xaden* That’s my boyfriend, suckers!

Xaden: Your husband, honey.

Violet: MY HUSBAND! Even better!

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Violet: You know, aristocrats can be real aggressive, so it’s important to take all necessary precautions when approaching them.

Violet: *honks horn in Halden’s face* GET FUCKED.

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Sloane: Crushes are the worst!

Dain: I know! Whenever I’m around mine, I always act stupid.

Sloane: Pft, you always act stupid.

Dain:

Dain: Please don’t think on that too hard.

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oh OH OH OKAY

Violet: Hello, I’m Violet. This is my ex-boyfriend Xaden.

Xaden: I need you to stop introducing me like that.

Xaden: I’m her husband.

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*Violet and Xaden reach for their food at the same time, their hands touch, very romantic*

Garrick: *reaches for a fry on Imogen’s plate*

Imogen: Get your hands off my food, motherfucker.

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Xaden: Of course I don’t play favorites among the Cadets.

Xaden: I value all the not-Violets equally.

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*Ridoc and Sawyer sitting on a bench, looking sad*

Liam: What happened to you two?

Ridoc: Sit down so we can tell you.

Liam: *sits down*

Sawyer: This bench is freshly painted.

Liam:

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Violet: Prick! I hate you!

Xaden, in his head: Enemies to lovers slow burn, angst with a happy ending, 300k+ words.

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Violet: I got very unfairly accused of poisoning another cadet.

Xaden: You got framed?!

Violet: No, I did poison the shit out of them, but they didn’t have any proof.

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First half of Iron Flame summarised:

Violet: Xaden isn’t in love with me.

Rhiannon: Yes he is.

Imogen: Yes he is.

Bodhi: Yes he is.

Ridoc: Yes he is.

Tairn: Yes he is.

Xaden: YES I AM.

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Tairn: There’s a thin line between being a genius and being an idiot.

Tairn: Violet uses that line like a fucking jump rope.

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Liam: If you found out you had one day left to live, what would you do?

Violet: Say goodbye to those I love.

Imogen: Something illegal…

Sawyer: Accept my fate.

Xaden: I would message ten people, saying if they didn’t send this message to ten other people, I would die tomorrow.

Liam: Dude… no…

Imogen: Fucking brilliant, can I change my answer?

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Violet: Hello, I’m Violet. This is my ex-boyfriend Xaden.

Xaden: I need you to stop introducing me like that.

Xaden: I’m her husband.

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Other people introducing Xaden: This is Lieutenant Xaden Riorson, shadow-wielder and Duke of Aretia, leader of the Tyrrish rebellion. 

Xaden introducing himself: Hi, I'm Violet’s boyfriend.

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Xaden: You can't make everyone like you, you're not Violet.

Dain: What? Not everyone likes Violet.

Xaden, now offended: Who doesn't like Violet?

Dain: ...well—

Xaden: Names, now. Give me their names.

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Violet: *cries out in pain*

Xaden: *bursts into the room* GET AWAY FROM— There’s no danger here…

Violet: I used sanitiser but I forgot about the paper cut on my finger.

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Violet: Can you at least try to look at things from my point of view?

Xaden: *crouches down to Violet’s height*

Violet: I hate you.