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I’ve collected quite a few vintage dragons – see what treasures they’re guarding!

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oh man. oh jeez

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My mom left an eviction notice for the carpenter bees burrowing into our porch

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Do Americans realize that for the most part other countries just do not have military bases in foreign countries. And of the other countries that do its like usually less than 5. The fact that we have huge carve outs in the territory of so many other countries just for power projection is actually fucking unusual

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hi, my cat was recently diagnosed with cancer. it cost nearly $3k usd to get that diagnosis and we're hoping to lower the amount of bills we're paying off at once if at all possible. there's more info in the gfm itself re: specific numbers. reblogs are obviously appreciated <3

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my favorite drakengard dialogue

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Seth Armstrong — Sundown on the 27th Floor (oil on wood, 2015)

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Oedipus's turn.

companion piece to the Sphinx

Commissions for Iben Krutt

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I am going into surgery today to have an 11.5cm (thats 4.53 inches in freedom units) cyst removed from my right ovary. I am chronically ill and intersex, which complicates things, and it will likely take me about a month to recover. I'm going to miss out on a lot of vending opportunities during the busiest season of the year for me!

If you would like to help a disabled Indigenous craftsperson pay their bills, you can send me money by PayPal, or tag your rich white friends in the notes 👀

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Whole wheat kitty loaf warming on the radiator. Photo from my collection, ca. 1970s (in case you can't tell by the rainbow of browns).

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i started up destiny 2 yesterday and burst into tears because i forgot i had set my steam name to reeses penis butter cups but instead of censoring penis 

 it censored the butt in butter

this game is rated M

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the hands of change

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now feels like a good time to reiterate that Iranians have been martyred by america + israel already, both empires that possess nuclear weapons, and that Iran does not have nuclear weapons. so now is not the time to joke about america getting nuked-- any retaliation on Iran's part is justified and the only way we escape this situation, but Iran is not going to nuke us, because the entire premise that Iran has nukes is how america justified bombing them and also the exact same rhetoric we used against Iraq and how we killed my countrysmen when there was again no evidence of nuclear warfare. New York City is not going to get fucking nuked. go listen to a podcast or something

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my luminous mama

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hi, im mihai and im going to need some help paying rent this month. my last paycheck all went to paying last month's rent and my next paycheck isn't going to be great after all the spotme and mypay repayments are taken out. i would really like to just use this paycheck to get some more food in my apartment and gas for my car, so right now i'm going to ask for $350 to cover rent this month. please help me and my cat not lose housing

$0/$350

vnm: cainsafy

pp: leodins