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Funny Little Things My Girlfriends Say
Quotes from @queensyd-syd and @alex25199
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Me: what does that even mean?
Syd: we’ll find out once I kick your ass
Me: what will kicking my ass teach you?
Syd: we’ll find out once I kick your ass
- @queensyd-syd 01.26.2020
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“Do you like the delay? That’s cause it’s so fast… wait…”
- @queensyd-syd 11.15.19
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“Shut up and eat your drink. ”
- @queensyd-syd 06.15.2019
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“The rest of my face is made of skin.”
- @queensyd-syd 12.09.2018
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*in a Russian accent* “Trrapped.”
- @queensyd-syd 12.08.2018
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“I’m going to yeetus deletus that fetus.”
- @queensyd-syd 01.04.2019
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“You are Erectile Superfunction.”
- @queensyd-syd 01.04.2019
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“Oh god my nose just came out of my… . .. wait wha-?”
- @queensyd-syd 10.18.2018
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“Shut up and get your pants on”
- @queensyd-syd 10.18.2018
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“I’m not alone, I have a sandwich”
- @queensyd-syd 10.18.2018
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“I hate Sunday. It’s like Monday pre-cum”
- @queensyd-syd 09.05.2018
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“Horses are just fancy cows”
- a very cynical @queensyd-syd 08.15.2018
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*whispers* “My toes are gay”
- @queensyd-syd 08.14.2018
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“I can feel myself getting tan, I’m going to leave now”
- @queensyd-syd 08.07.2018
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“She needed blood but instead I gave her sauce”
- a very sleepy @queensyd-syd 08.07.2018
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Me: I love you and I miss you
Syd, distracted: That’s nice
Me: …
Syd: No wait come back
- @queensyd-syd 08.04.2018
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“I bet this is what Data’s dick looks like.”
- @queensyd-syd 07.31.2018
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