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what's your opinion on Dundee?

Nice city, haven’t spent much time in it but I’ve had fun whenever I’m there!

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"Graffiti is easy + fun, you should try it!"

Seen in Pittsburgh

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i was gonna make a meme edit that was like "how sex jokers look when real fuckers come at them" but then I became preoccupied by the phrase sex jokers. Sex jokers. The sex joker. The sex joker

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The reading comprehension and overall common sense on this website is piss poor.

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Thinking about how Anakin canonically both touched grass and got laid and was still Like That.

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exactly

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I was reading earlier today about how, in Scandinavian folklore, the nomenclature that's usually rendered as "ring" in modern English can variously refer to bracelets, armlets, or torcs as well as to finger rings. It's usually clear from context which is intended, though there are some legendary "rings" whose form is not specified in surviving accounts.

This ambiguity is, of course, not present in Tolkien's Lord of the Rings; though the work and its titular object are inspired by these sagas, the One Ring is clearly described as a finger ring. However, my brain has seized upon the finger-ring-or-bracelet ambiguity and spontaneously produced an anachronistic 1990s teen movie version of The Lord of the Rings in which the One "Ring" is a cursed slap bracelet.

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I think it's important to occasionally make fun of Deer Skull Christian God Pomegranate type writing for the exact same reason that you have to actually write that sort of thing. You have to develop an original voice as an author and that will inevitably take you through the Faux Gothic Melodrama Swamps.

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Just got accosted by some mysterious masked swordsman with custom battle music. I thought I was doing okay against him until he said something like "enough of this tomfoolery" and did some nonsense sword attack that reduced me to 1 hit point. Then he just left being all "we shall meet again my little dove" or whatever.

I hate my life.

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“Medieval peasants couldn’t handle my Spotify playlist” but could YOU handle a medieval bard relaying the epic of Beowulf over the course of an hour? Humble yourself.

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Cia is doing victory laps at this point

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My favorite kind of customer

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To be completely fair to all the parents who never told their kids they were queer, I know multiple people with an openly bisexual parent who genuinely had no idea because they assumed the parent in question was straight and doing a very committed bit.

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Derailing my GM when they try to do a gazebo bit by having my character pipe up "actually, I think that's a rotunda".

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ppl who celebrate fictional character birthdays are annoying pass it on

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makes you experience a placebo effect