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How to Propose: Musical Theatre Edition
The Last Five Years: Spend 7 minutes singing a song about spending 10 minutes with someone
Grease: Have the girl conform to social norms and literally fly off in a car into the sunset
Hadestown: Write her a song, girls love stuff like that
Tuck Everlasting: Ask a ten year old if she’ll wait until she’s seventeen to become immortal together and pray the police don’t find out
Waitress: Stalk them at work until they can’t help but fall for you
The Sound of Music: Babysit his kids then intimidate the competition with your musical talents
Wicked: Just announce it in front of the whole country then find out he’s in love with your best friend, whoops!
West Side Story: Kiss kiss fall in love
Into the Woods: Just find her strangely specific shoe size.
The Great Comet: “If I were not myself but the brightest, handsomest, best man on earth, and if I were free, I’d get down on my knees this very minute and ask you for your hand.”
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are you ever just reminded of how truly good the original pjo series was,, like?? subverted tropes?? complex antagonist?? great characters?? good pace and development?? holy fuck??
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Nyle DiMarco & Chella Man Teach Us Queer Sign Language
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Billy Porter speaks onstage during the 2019 Tony Awards at Radio City Music Hall on June 9, 2019 in New York City.
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The Lightning Thief Musical Twitter account just posted their Pride poster and OH MY GOD IT’S SO BEAUTIFUL AND INCLUSIVE!!!!!!!! <3 <3 <3

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As it’s Autism Awareness Month, I, an autistic person, would like it if people stopped making it seem like autistic people are bad for having low empathy. We didn’t choose to be autistic, it was just part of the cards we were dealt. We’re not monsters for not being as empathetic as neurotypical people. Just because we don’t have as much of an ability to feel your emotions or understand you, that doesn’t make us shit people.
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My brain when I read a math problem

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Okay but if I see people start shipping Caitlin Kinnunen with real people just because she’s said she’s dating a woman I will personally steal your kneecaps so help me.
It’s not cool to ship real life people regardless of their sexuality
Now go be happy about a wlw playing a wlw!!
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no one talks about how rick riordan literally scammed disney
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Natasha saying “I will never be happy again” after literally anything is such a mood
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“If you were happy every day of your life you wouldn’t be a human being. You’d be a game-show host.”
— Winona Ryder, Heathers (1988)
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”To the union And the hope that you provide May you always Be satisfied…”
December 14th marks the wedding anniversary of Alexander Hamilton and Elizabeth Schuyler. On that day in 1780, the brilliant and dashing aide-de-camp to General George Washington married the second daughter of General Philip Schuyler and Catherine van Rensselaer Schuyler at the Schuyler Mansion in Albany. (x)
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can u guys believe i’ve been in love with erika henningsen for a year now
#wow i swear it doesn’t feel like a year#mean girls musical#mean girls broadway#too grool for school#erika henningsen#broadway.com
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brie liked fan art that was posted without credit to the original artist and then immediately apologized to the artist and retweeted multiple drawings they had done



you bet i don’t know a sweeter human

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Hey, real quick rant:
Don’t be mean to people who ask questions.
I hate it when i see someone asking ‘so wait, if a trans woman like women, is she gay or straight?’ and suddenly a dozen people jump on their ass for being ignorant or transphobic or whatnot- when all they had to do was answer the question. All you had to is go ‘She’s gay!’, and the person would go ‘oh, cool!’ and now they know. They just had a positive interaction with trans folks.
But if you belittle them, now they’ve learned they’re punished for asking. They’re punished for wanting to know, for wanting to learn, and for coming directly to the people who live that life instead of just going to google. And they come away not having learned anything except that those people were dicks to them.
Everyone is clueless at some point. When I was 10, I was homophobic. I was a kid, raised around homophobic parents in a homophobic country. But one day i decided hey, i want to learn, and i found some gay friends and I asked them some questions.
Do you think i’d be here; if they had told me that i was an ignorant fuck, that i should pull my head out of my ass, that I shouldn’t have asked those things?
It was thanks to them that I learned and grew as a person, because even though i was a stupid homophobic kid with some admittedly stupid questions, they answered them, because everybody starts clueless.
It doesnt matter how young or old or who they are either- everyone starts somewhere. And lord knows, I’ve had some people ask me some stupid questions. My government teacher came to me yesterday and asked me that exact question i mentioned above, and I answered it. He’s a 40-something year old dude. He’s trying to learn.
My little brother is 9, and asked me once if being gay meant that I wanted to kiss every girl i met. Was it a stupid question by my standards? yes. Did I answer it like it was any other normal question? Also yes.
Insulting people who are trying to learn is one of the dumbest things I’ve ever encountered. It can literally mean the difference between someone becoming part of the community or trying to take us down. We judge that; we control how we educate.
Do yourself a favor and educate. Everyone starts somewhere, and it’s our job to help them along, not tear them down.
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